is there a style guide/dress code for gotham rogue henchmen out there somewhere
r/NoStupidQuestions is there a style guide/dress code for gotham rogue henchmen out there somewhere
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“I mean, not something that’s written down or printed out.
(Unless you’re from my birth-family, in which case it’s all written down, mostly in ancient books that stink of dry-rot and leather where Hench’re called things like ‘Servitors’ and 'Beholden’ and there’s a lot of rules about which parts of the manor you’re allowed to drag bodies through at what particular times of the day.)
Otherwise, it’s not like there’s a HenchCo HQ that puts together an employee dress code or anything. As with most things Hench-related in Gotham, it’s all about unspoken rules and running tradition. Vibes, you know?
So here’s some of those unwritten rules written down, because fuck the not-police.
- A lot of bosses are going to have their own style and Hench-branding already in place. In this case, you wear what the Boss tells you to. Hopefully, they’ll supply you the uniform so you don’t have to go down to the army surplus and hunt for body armor in the exact right shade of purple or something. Be careful of any Boss who has you buy/rent your uniform with promises you get your money back when you return it. Gotham is hell on clothes regardless of who you are, and there’s no way you’re going to keep that uniform clean enough to be given your 'deposit’ back. Fortunately, these sorts tend to be flash-in-the-pans. They usually wind up dead after they piss off one of the bigger fish, or they don’t have anyone willing to bust their cheep-ass out after the first time their cheep ass gets locked up by the capes'n'cowls set.
- Even if the Boss doesn’t have specific uniform for their hench, they almost always have a certain theme/style of their own going on, and you’ll want to play into that. When you join up, take a quick look around. If everyone’s decked out in a certain style (jaunty green caps, black leather jackets, red shirts), it’s probably a good guess you want to dress similarly if you don’t want to draw the Boss’ attention (It’s almost never a good thing to have the Boss notice you as an individual as opposed to just One of the Minions).
- Alright, so you found yourself hooked up with a crew where there doesn’t seem to be any theming going on. Here’s where the unspoken rules come in. You get to make your own outfit, but if you want to come across as a professional Hench, or at least one who knows what the fuck they’re doing, you’re going to wanna stick with the standards. These will depend on exactly what kind of outfit you’ve landed in.
- Organized: 'This is a professional operation, boys, and we expect you all to look professional when on the clock.’ You’re working with one of the crime families, henching for Two-Face on Mr. Dent’s side of the room, or fronting for Sionis because you’re an unmitigated asshole or a raving idiot. Regardless, you’re going to want to get yourself a nice suit. Nothing too fancy, you’re not trying to imply you’re as good (or rich) as one of the big players. Something off the rack at one of those Fancyish Clothes wholesalers should do you fine. Add a fedora or something if you need to keep your hair warm, consider growing a pencil mustache if you’re able, or go for the classic full-eyelashes & red lips makeup if that’s more your thing. You might even be able to get away with a trench-coat. Just keep it all either black, grey, or very subdued colors and you’ll be fine.
And make sure you know how to fight in them. There’s nothing worse than watching some guy who can normally tear it up in a street fight get a knife to the gut because he wasn’t used to the way tight slacks constrained his ability to throw a kick or leap out of the way of something.- Heavies: It’s easy to tell if you’re in one of these outfits. If you’re spending all your time moving unlabeled crates from one place to another place, standing guard over nondescript warehouses and abandoned factories, or showing up in back alleys to clarify the boss’ intentions to some hapless Gothemite, than you’re in a Heavy crew. None of the excitement of the others, but you don’t have to dress up for it. You’re not in the 'Public Facing’ part of the Boss’ operations, so you don’t have to worry about keeping on-theme or even wearing something without holes in it. Conrats.
My main suggestion and the most popular getup for this gig? Cable-knit turtleneck and knit cap. Gotham nights are piss-cold nine months out of the year, and it’s 9-10 odds you’re going to be doing all your work after sundown. Steel-toed boots are also a must. Basically: good, durable, sout, able to handle roughness and keep you warm. Don’t try and be cute and wear ugly christmas sweaters or multicolored patterned hats or anything. The only ones there to appreciate your kicking swag are going to be your coworkers (and who gives a shit what they think) or the Bats. Who’re going to use the fact that you’re distinctive to pick you out for the first to get face-punched. Not worth it.- Street: The Default level for Henching as a whole. Wear what you want. Something that’ll keep you as warm and protected as you feel like keeping yourself that you’re comfortable beating up assholes and getting your ass kicked in. Some form of tank-top/open-jacket combo is popular these days, as is the Tight Black T-Shirt and Ballcap getup. We’re still not letting our freak-flag fly high, here. If you’re Henching, the point is usually not to have the cops and everyone else immediately notice you when you walk down the street. If that is your purpose, the Boss probably already has uniforms prepped alongside the gas bombs and explosives.
The only thing I wanna stress is to keep up on your laundry. Too many guys take the chill of this setup as an excuse not to keep up on that, and there is nothing worse than having to work with someone who stinks like month-old foot-mold and shit. You are not earning yourself a breakout out of Blackgate if you’re putting your coworkers through that.- Wild: Okay, now you can let your freak-flag fly. This is what you want to go with if you’re henching for Two-Face on Harvey’s side of the room, or in one of those 'are we foot soldiers for a Rogue or are we a street gang?’ situations. Let’s be honest, you probably don’t want to sign onto one of these unless you’re comfortable blasting your brain chemistry to pieces on shit you’ve never even heard of before. In exchange, you can wear whatever the hell you like, so long as it’s eye-catching. Combine your mesh tank-top, pink camo cargo pants, and an army-helmet with a dozen spikes, studs, and dyed feathers. Break out your midriff-baring leather jacket, fishnets, and combat boots. Take a trench-coat and wrap a street’s worth of road signs around it. Drill elk antlers into a hockey mask and drop the whole thing into neon green paint.
Just realize that if it’s fragile, it’s going to break in your first fight. And you will be in fights. Either against rival Rogues’ crews, or with the Bats. Learn how to take a punch, and for the love of god learn how to stay down after you’ve taken that punch. The only thing getting up over and over again in a blood-frenzy will get you is an ever increasing stay in the ICU.Of course, the easiest way to make sure you’re wearing the right shit for Henchwork is to NOT DO IT.
I’m fucking serious, y'all. Just don’t. If you want a snazzy uniform and an excuse to beat people up, join a private security company. If you want to fawn over an evil megalomaniac while furthering their plans for world domination, both Amazon and LexCorp have plenty of job openings. And if you just want to tear shit up for the hell of it, join a street gang. At least then the people by your side might actually give half-a-shit about you at the end of the day.
You can find more of my 'how not to be an idiot and die in Gotham’ advice here if you’re really in the mood for that.
And to answer the most frequent question: You can find piles of discontinued hench outfits at any Gotham thrift-shop. They’ve almost always got their own rack you can dig through to your weird little heart’s content.
(via dragonpyre)
