Ok, so you've been isekai'd to the dnd world and may or may not die due to the class you've been assigned. Better question. Are you human? (spinner wheel of all dnd5e species)
Every character has their own routine - what's yours?
I JUST HAD AN AWESOME IDEA FOR A DnD CHARACTER.
a half-dragon, but instead of the traditional Dragonborn humanoid body it’s literally just a small dragon of whatever species the parent was.
but with a human face.
@bunjywunjy if I understand anything of DnD, its that the weirder the character, the worse the pun in the name needs to be.
I… kind of just want to name him Maniford.
Manny for short.
What about Man'yfes Drakebody?
(Man-ee-fes)
[man face dragon body, geddit?]
wait wait
what about
MANIFORD MANDRAKE
I like it! Lock in maniford mandrake!
WE’RE DOING THIS. WE’RE MAKING THIS HAPPEN.
what color should this guy be? he’s gonna be Chaotic Good alignment but I’m torn between Silver, Bronze, and Red.
I think I’m gonna go with Bronze. I want the aquatic abilities and I dig the aesthetic.
just imagine this, but with the face of a dude and a devastating love of puns.
now, how the hell do I even roll stats for this thing???
What class will Maniford be? Sounds like a bard.
I wasn’t sure, but now that you said that I think he is in fact going to have to be a Bard.
update: I drew the boy!
good Dragonborn, best friend
what have i made
he’s perfect
I drew maniford bc I love him
DFJKDSFHJKSD THIS IS GOING ON HIS FUCKING CHARACTER SHEET
DELETE THIS BEFORE MY PLAYERS SEE IT
His character sheet? Don’t you mean the Maniford Manifest?
well, I do NOW.
he’s a bard right?
….maniford and sons
And being a Dragonborn bard, his scales are perfect.
the road to el dorado when in the context of a d&d game is the most astounding and hellish streak of 1′s and 20′s
“The people think that you’re gods, what do you do?”
“…we go along with it.”
“Roll performance.”
“…I got a one.”
“Your foot gets caught in the stirrup while you try to dismount from the horse. You look ridiculous.”
“Well I rolled a twenty.”
“…somehow, a volcano stops erupting on your cue. Everyone falls to their knees in awe.”
“I roll to come up with an escape plan”
“Alright roll”
“…I got a one”
“I try to convince the horse to break us out”
“Roll…animal handling?”
“I got a twenty”
