Because I have no idea what I'll post in the future.
Ok, so you've been isekai'd to the dnd world and may or may not die due to the class you've been assigned. Better question. Are you human? (spinner wheel of all dnd5e species)
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Funny how all these voting machine “glitches” always benefit republicans….
Isn’t this literally a joke in an episode of the Simpsons
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Hey! I’m an election worker! If you ever have an issue like this please tell the people who are working at the polls! I don’t know about other states, as ours got new machines two years ago and we have some of the newest polling machines in the country, but I’m sure that your local polling place will do something about a machine like this.
If you don’t trust the machines to allow you to vote for who you want, you ALWAYS have the right to ask for a paper ballot. If they refuse, get that shit on video and blast them on social media. Election offices HATE having people complain about them on social media. Be sure to specifically get them denying you a paper ballot. PAPER BALLOTS ARE NOT INVALID BALLOTS AND WILL BE COUNTED.
Know your rights, be nice to election workers, be sure to register to vote, and actually get out there and vote!
(Also, if you are willing and able, you should sign up to be an election worker. In the US there is a serious problem with most election workers being Republicans. Most election offices try to have a balance between Democrats, Republicans and Independent, but that’s kind of hard when Republicans are the only ones who sign up. It pays pretty well, and its wayyyy less difficult than most retail jobs. You also can learn so much.)
the road to el dorado when in the context of a d&d game is the most astounding and hellish streak of 1′s and 20′s
“The people think that you’re gods, what do you do?”
“…we go along with it.”
“Roll performance.”
“…I got a one.”
“Your foot gets caught in the stirrup while you try to dismount from the horse. You look ridiculous.”
“Well I rolled a twenty.”
“…somehow, a volcano stops erupting on your cue. Everyone falls to their knees in awe.”
“I roll to come up with an escape plan”
“Alright roll”
“…I got a one”
“I try to convince the horse to break us out”
“Roll…animal handling?”
“I got a twenty”
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Imagine [tumblr] is just all of you in one large trenchcoat. Where do you take yourself on your day off?
The mall. retro.
Down a dark alley. There must be some raccoons here somewhere.
We go to a concert. We’d be able to see EVERYTHING.
We don’t go anywhere because there’s too many of us to make a sane decision.
We go to buy some peanuts. We then eat the peanuts. Everyone gets a peanut.
Day off? We sleep. It’s the only correct answer here.
Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do
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