another cock in the murder machine

Goop Gas Attack! -- Sumiyoshi Kizuki

Yet another selection of some of the better names I've come across in Regency era newspapers recently.

Heartwarming! 19 year old punk historian on the internet doesnt know what a skinhead is

yes my name is penn ehehehehuhuhuh and this is my little gay slave teller…teller why dont you show the audience your cock..? *teller sheepishly shrugs and does as he is told* *audience cheering and whooping and hollering* yes..very nice.. now teller here has a little secret to show you all but first im going to tuch him sexualy because as you will see he needs a little ..magic *penn wink* to get him going

The misteries of tumblr.

The way terfs describe women in sports like

me when i log onto www.youtube.con

Me when i find out who killed the radio star

if tumblr disappears i’ll send you a letter telling you to come meet me in silent hill and that i’m waiting for you in our special place

potential sears catalog image of JACK 9

"An insult to practically everybody with any point of view at all" one of the most beautiful sentences possible with the English language.

nothing could have prepared me for the context

This clip from Hotel Mario is the only surviving example of a musical genre I call “ghoulcore.”

i usually don’t directly add onto big posts but i think it’s important to chronicle that my ongoing search for more examples of ghoulcore has not been in vain. two more have been discovered:

- the first 7 seconds of this clip from yakuza 6 (thank you lauren)

- the song “dream dance” by john devereaux

if you are aware of any more ghoulcore songs, please contact me with your findings.

sorry for decimating the local ecosystem with my outdoor Registeel

Love some miserable Elon in the morning

normally stuff like this feels performative because anyone can talk shit online to someone and most normal people would just ignore it and block you but in this instance its the funniest thing in the world because you know for a fact its getting to him

even the bloated miller wants him dead

When you wake up and realize it’s Monday 🆘

california rent is so bad i had to move into the giant spider crab tank at the monterey bay aquarium

people will just name restaurants in chicago anything

When you kill ornstein first