I hired that ant to walk on you

*Stands up proudly*

I will buy tumblr.

you should probably print some photos sometime. it's a different feeling when they're not on a screen

He loves club life

i love when he baby

Sunfish.

Plant of the Day

Thursday 10 April 2025

A typical indicator of spring in a traditional Orkney cottage garden is Primula denticulata (drumstick primula, tooth-leaved primrose). This herbaceous perennial has leaves with a mealy coating beneath and produces upright stems with dense, rounded heads of purple, pink or white flowers. The plant thrives in moist but well-drained neutral to acidic, humus-rich soil in full sun or partial shade.

Jill Raggett

So apparently Tumblr ate my original post about this but:

A couple weeks ago I’m going to get lunch and as I open the fridge, my mother attempts to communicate to me that any chicken currently in the fridge is ok for people to eat, because the chicken that was intended for the dog to eat has been used up.

What she actually says is, “That’s human chicken.”

After taking a minute to process all horrible implications of the phrase “human chicken”, I decide to go a different route and hold the tupperware of chicken out to my sister, saying, “Behold, a man!”

This was evidently the wrong choice, as it meant I had to explain to my parents who Diogenes was, thereby cementing the incident in their minds and leading to me, just now, opening the fridge to see the following incredibly cursed image:

This is the funniest post I have ever read on Tumblr for so many…many reasons.

MACBETH at the DONMAR WAREHOUSE (2023)

shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders

Not to forget:

Norbert is very happy about his sweater today.

planning a trip to europe from a city with practically no transport is crazy. i open up a map of the munich metro system and staring back at me is a biblically accurate angel if it were a map of a metro system

BE NOT AFRAID looking ass

haha yeah su-

Fag strong together. Don’t forget.

Wojciech Karliński. Staszów, Poland.

Eine der besten Szenen der deutschen Krimigeschichte XD

München 7 - Eine komische Oper

Verkehrschaos vor der Bayerischen Staatsoper, nachdem zwei Unfallwägen die Tiefgarage blockieren. Die Polizei sammelt also also Schlüssel ein und parkt die Autos ein, während drinnen "Die Zauberflöte" läuft.

every time…

Some Gremlin is best