Men need yogurt too!

The paw on the window

lolcows are such a display of the unbelievable mass cruelty people are capable of when given the chance

Pushing some of the most vulnerable mentally ill people to the very edge until they eventually do something egregious and then these people say “see they were a bad person all along so it’s fine to treat them this way”

When you really deep it, manners is the idea that you owe the world something, (courtesy, politeness, decorum etc.)

I miss the world before AI image generation

Secondly, I also miss the world where AI image generation was just incoherent blobs and obvious fakes

Thirdly, I miss when I had a spark in my eye

Fourthly, I miss when I throw so watch out

Five, nothing wrong with me

Six geese-a-laying

Seven brides for seven brothers

I’m

The youth are lost

Not in a million years would I have ever thought of this

i love fanfiction writers oh my god

my personal pick for most underrated animal is the european legless lizard, which i think is often taken to just look like a normal and rather plain snake, but if you're familiar with reptile anatomy at all it looks more like some sort of bizarre heraldic fantasy creature than basically anything else on earth

is he just like messing around atp like

this country is a circus

how quickly we forget

austin powers was so fucked for doing this

Ollie loves to have the bases of his ears massaged with my thumbs and whenever I do it for him his eyes close and pushes so hard into it that he has to brace with his legs to avoid falling over and he purrs, and every time I do it I think about how he can’t do that for himself on his own, and how wonderful and strange it is that our two species happened to evolve in a way that allowed a bread loaf-sized obligate carnivore capable of receiving the most satisfying ear rub imaginable, but only from a giant omnivorous ape

Man I’m a graphic designer why the fuck do I have to explore the Tomb

You get a Devils Hole Pupfish

Well Ok I like this

💯 but its 000 for when something's fuckall

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