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bre | 32 | she/her | ao3: euadnes

for all the homes and haunts of men // buddie // apocalypse au

chapter one: year zero

“Do you know anything about this Georgia Flu?”

In his mind he pictured his synapses riding a train that was suddenly speeding off its tracks and heading towards certain disaster. Buck struggled to focus again, completely taken off guard by the question. What had he been expecting, exactly? Not this. 

“What, that thing overseas?” He wasn’t really one to follow the news in his spare time but Hen had kept one of the local channels on throughout dinner the night before and he remembered the vague headline about the latest epidemic ripping through parts of Europe and Asia. Rising numbers of infected people in major cities, scientists saying they were still trying to pinpoint how it was spread, the usual. Buck remembered being struck by how vacant eyed one doctor had seemed when asked about the rising death toll in his country. 

As of right now, I’ve lost contact with my staff in Kyiv. I don’t have an exact number. This flu is spreading faster than we can learn about it.

you don’t gotta tell me to boycott the Nintendo prices by not buying bc i don’t have the money to get them anyways

‘guys don’t spend 600-700 dollars on the new nintendo products to send a message’ im way ahead of you man

oh so the Yankees made their bats thicker and hit 20 runs bc of it and the league is just like yeah they're allowed to do that?? this whole time apparently it's been perfectly legal to just change the bats to make it easier and no one tried it until right now?? 150 years this sport has been around and suddenly someone had a bright idea??

look at this shit man

The baseball meta build has changed from DEX to STR. We're about to start seeing people hitting home runs with the guts greatsword and the brick hammer. Showing up to the league lookin like this:

and when eddie corners anxious jittery chihuahua buck in their kitchen. because buck's been looking for a place, you know. it's just the housing market is shit or whatever and his credit score kind of got even worse. so he's looking, it's just rough. really, he's been looking. and eddie corners him in their kitchen, and kind of presses buck up against the fridge. yeah, the same one where they keep their beers and yogurts and buck's kombucha and eddie's blueberries and chris's hummus. what if eddie presses buck up against that fridge without really touching him, it's just his presence that's so big and heavy, and. what if he tells buck: you're staying here, with us, whether you like it or not (they both get a little bit hard). and walks away smiling like 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

eddie re-enacting his serpent eddie showdown with helena on facetime for buck and the whole time buck is sat there flushed like, wow is it hot in here? 😳😳😳 i should open a window 😳😳😳 wait eddie can you say that bit again 😳😳😳 and eddie's like, you don't think i was too mean, do you? and buck's like, no! be meaner. i mean, whatever. gotta go! work! and eddie's like, you just got off shift..... and buck's like, got a text! they called me back in! big big emergency! bye bye bye bye. and he has to sit and reckon with the fact that serpent eddie is extremely hot to him

In a move surprising absolutely no one, JKR has now added asexual people to her list of people to mock and bully online. While obviously this is nowhere near the amount of vitriol she aims towards trans women in particular, it's continued evidence of her bigotry and yet another reason not to support or engage with the new HP show if her continued transmisogyny still wasn't enough.

Anyway fuck HP and fuck JKR.

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