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Headcanonthings

@headcanonthings / headcanonthings.tumblr.com

A side blog to make posts about my own headcanons that I’m too shy to put on my main blog. Has somehow turned mostly into an incorrect quotes blog ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Multi-fandom. Asks and submissions are welcome! l AO3
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I love seeing spam likes/reblogs in my activity feed. It’s just really fun to me to see who saw one of my posts, decided to check out my blog and then just worked their way backwards until they got bored vs those who clearly searched my blog for one specific fandom and then just went through every. single. post.

Idk I just saw two strings of that and I just wanted to say that it’s something I like seeing. Makes me smile every time :)

#personal#not a quote#not a headcanon
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Bruce: Tim. . . Tim what are those?
Tim: . . . cards
Bruce: Metal cards with sharpened edges. . .
Tim: Yes
Bruce: Do you think this was a good thing to invest in? With your allowance?
Tim, polishing metal ‘uno reverse’ throwing cards: Absolutely. These are fucking hilarious
Bruce:
Bruce: Show me how well you can throw them
#tim definitely bought the cards during a sleep deprived episode and then totally forgot about them until they showed up#he has zero regrets though#is now vibrating with suppressed glee at just the idea of throwing one of them at the joker#incorrect quotes#incorrect dcu quotes#incorrect batman quotes#dcu#batman#bruce wayne#tim drake#red robin dc#robin tim drake
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Hannibal: Honey look, I don’t want space okay? I don’t want anyone to have space. I want to be standing right in front of you. I want the air that you breathe to be the air coming directly out of my mouth. I want to pass air back and forth between us until it’s mostly carbon dioxide and then we both pass out and die.
Will: Okay, calm down. I was just asking if I’m taking too much space on the bed.
#incorrect quotes#incorrect hannibal quotes#hannibal nbc#hannibal lecter#will graham#hannigram
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Tim: If a woman tells you you have “nice hands” she is doing everything in her power not to fuck you senseless. Please release her from her torment, her friends are receiving the kind of messages someone in prison would send.
Cass: I don’t think that’s true, Steph told me I have nice hands just yesterday.
Tim: Yeah, I’ll let you sit with that one for a while.
#Tim is begging Cass to get a clue#he cannot keep waking up to the messages Steph sends him after patrol#there just some things he doesn’t need to know especially about how his best friend/ex girlfriend thinks about his sister#please Cass put both of them out of their misery#incorrect quotes#incorrect dcu quotes#incorrect batman quotes#dcu#Batman#Tim drake#red robin dc#cassandra cain#blackbat#stephanie brown#spoiler dc#stephcass
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