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Viscount Henry George Edward James Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor has had no need for a sex waif, much less an army of sex waifs. He has always been able to handle his own professional correspondence.
And yet, here he sits at the counter of an overly loud, overly crowded pub in Hell’s Kitchen, looking for a sex waif. No, “looking” is too passive of a term. He is here to create a sex waif.
Enter Alex Claremont-Diaz.
“Perhaps we should return to the wedding. Also, I am not entirely sure where my father is right now.” Henry glances into the branches of the linden trees above them.
Illustration for The Trouble with Sex Waifs.
(I drew this solely so I could draw Arthur Fox. If you've read the fic, zoom in.)
henry fox making his slutty sausage videos in @emeryhall 's fic <3
Happy spring, y'all 🌷
Illustration for my (now complete!) fic, The Trouble with Sex Waifs.
rated E | 24K words | complete!
Viscount Henry George Edward James Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor has had no need for a sex waif, much less an army of sex waifs. He has always been able to handle his own professional correspondence.
And yet, here he sits at the counter of an overly loud, overly crowded pub in Hell’s Kitchen, looking for a sex waif. No, “looking” is too passive of a term. He is here to create a sex waif.
Enter Alex Claremont-Diaz.
What is a sex waif lol
Little is known about sex waifs. They are created by vampires. The capability of creating a sex waif bestows the title of viscount upon the vampire. Sex waifs can be crazed. They can also be organized into armies, which indicates some level of discipline. They are capable of handling emails and, more broadly, professional correspondence. However, they naturally exhibit tragic and wanton characteristics, which color their professional correspondence.
Their wool (gathered sustainably) is highly prized for its softness, length, and insulation value. [citation needed]
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Okay, ask game:
B10
C8
And the one you've been dying to answer but haven't been asked.
Hello, darling 🥰
B10) What’s the best plot twist you’ve ever seen?
I have a few that probably don’t actually count as plot twists, but they made my brain buzz in the same way a plot twist does. None of them were this huge dramatic reveal that painted everything that happened before in a new light, but in every instance, the story went a completely different direction from what I was expecting when I started reading.
C8) What is one plot twist you wish people would stop using?
This is a hard one for me to answer because I’ll buy just about anything if it’s sold to me correctly. I lean toward the types of plot twists that, for lack of better phrasing, make the rest of the story feel like it doesn’t matter? Like “they were dead all along” or “it was all a dream;” the type of thing where the twist makes everything before basically not-real. I don’t like to say “doesn’t matter” because I think that moment of the main character’s perspective drastically shifting can be really brilliant, but those types of things need to actually be a surprise for it to work, and unfortunately, after something becomes a cultural touch point (i.e. The Sixth Sense; Empire), it makes it much harder to repeat.
I don’t see a ton of this in my part of fandom, and one thing I love about fanfic is that it’s where people come to be little weirdos and make commercially unviable shit. I feel like creativity in fandom is off the charts, actually, so in my experience, I’m more likely to get something completely off the wall and unexpected in fanfic than I am in a published work/film. Obviously that’s not universal in either direction, but how often are you seeing mpreg in a theater?
Dealer’s choice—D7) Why did you leave your most recent comment? Will you share it with us?
I’ve started working my way through @leavesthatarebrown’s fics, so she got my last one on the first story she ever posted yesterday. Unfortunately, I wrote it write before I took a nap so it’s completely unintelligible, but that’s where it was. For better or worse, this is what I had to say:
This is really, really lovely. It really captures the thing I think works about wolfstar in ways it doesnt necessarily work with others—they understand the worst parts of each other in ways other people don’t, even if they respond to their own darkness in opposite ways. They can feel the support the other needs in ways other people don’t get, even when just a little messy or mean or loud. I love them, and I love the forgiveness, and I felt so, so many things in such a few number of words. This is just so good.
(I swear my comments are usually much more insightful than this, though they’re almost always typo-ridden for some reason. I just couldn’t put together a coherent thought for some god-forsaken reason)
always and everywhere and everything by @dumbpeachjuice (book-verse)
@na-dineee: Remember when this fic was being posted as a WIP and so many of us (myself very much included) nearly lost it?! The hurt, the angst, the years of longing—Henry and Alex so perfect for each other, yet always missing the mark. I read it for the second time now, and it was another wild ride. I shed quite a few tears (and got emotionally shredded into tiny pieces nbd), and in my humble opinion, this is a true fandom masterpiece!
Hush by @emeryhall (book-verse)
@na-dineee: This fic can be summed up in one word: BAM !! Alex and Henry know each other casually from class, but then they meet at a college New Year’s party and their midnight kiss turns deliciously smutty. From there, everything just falls perfectly into place—in a fast-paced, clever, heartfelt, and wonderfully smutty way. An absolute joy to read. 10/10, no notes, would totally recommend!
emery!!! i am so so obsessed with the sex waifs fic 😭🩷it's so unhinged, your firstprince have me gasping for air!! i can't wait to see what they get up to on wednesday <3 and look i found your alex the other day on the dash:
https://www.tumblr.com/anti-homophobia-cheese/777334231772938240?source=share
"And then, naturally, I thought 'well let’s see where he’s going with this'" - omg, dying 😂 That is 100% this Alex with this Henry. Thank you for sharing it with me!
And THANK YOU in general 🥰 Good lord, there's a 5th chapter now. I honestly don't know what to say for chapters 4 and 5 other than I've committed.
Do not fall in love with sex waif, Henry thinks. Do not fall in love with sex waif.
Illustration for The Trouble with Sex Waifs.
Hi! The @fandomtrumpshate auction posts are getting ready for bidding, and I thought I’d make a post of everyone offering something for the Carry On fandom to make it easier to spread the word! I’m so proud of our little fandom for making 8 different offerings, and I’m definitely planning on bidding on some of these, and I hope you guys can join me 💗💗💗
Here's a link to a spreadsheet with the current highest bids for these offerings (might take a few minutes to update)
Ciescen @ciescen
Subtype(s): Drawing/painting/etc., Icon(s) Highest rating: T Minimum Bid: $5 Audience: All ages Find out more info and bid here
Lark_ral @larkral
Highest rating: E Minimum Bid: $30 Audience: All ages Length/scope: 5 -10k words Find out more info and bid here.
Facewithoutheart @facewithoutheart
Highest rating: E Minimum Bid: $5 Audience: All ages Length/scope: 5 -10k words Find out more info and bid here
Ciescen @ciescen
Highest rating: M Minimum Bid: $5 Audience: 18+ only Length/scope: 10 - 20k words Find out more info and bid here
Decaflondonfog @decaflondonfog
Highest rating: E Minimum Bid: $5 Audience: 18+ only Length/scope: Less than 5k words Find out more info and bid here
Speakwithmagic
Highest rating: M Minimum Bid: $10 Audience: All ages Length/scope: 15 - 20k words Find out more info and bid here
Denticles @katatsumuli
Highest rating: T Minimum Bid: $5 Audience: All ages Length/scope: 1 - 5k words Find out more info and bid here
Lark_ral @larkral
Highest rating: E Minimum Bid: $5 Audience: All ages Length/scope: 1 - 5k words Find out more info and bid here
Youarenevertooold @youarenevertooold
Highest rating: T Minimum Bid: $5 Audience: All ages Length/scope: 15 - 20k words Find out more info and bid here
Again I think it's so cool that we have so many offerings, and I hope everyone will join me in bidding on them!
“No, sweetheart. There’s nothing wrong with you,” Alex says. He presses the words into Henry’s skull with his lips.
Illustration for whatever beats beneath.
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collab with @elorberryart !!!! thank u for entrusting me with the alex to your henry 😙
