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POV you're Madeleine walking into your shop after hearing slurping noises
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time for bed !
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a fun fact i can often use in a "share a fun fact" situation is that i will always get chosen in an audience participation scenario no matter what—if i want to be. any time someone is like "I'll need someone from the crowd," i raise my hand and i don't jump up or down or shine my phone light or anything. i just relax and think at the person on stage with all my focus "look at me." they always do and they always choose me. i've done this from a shit seat in row 1 thousand million and whatever in a stadium. but if i don't feel like it then i just don't do it. it's up to me. for some reason. i've gotten a lot of cool prizes this way but one time i ate a sandwich a guy prepared with his feet. don't go on stage at a vaudeville show. maybe that's obvious but i was caught up in the vibe.
part of the performance was him adroitly washing his feet in soap and warm water with the thoroughness of someone about to do surgery.
meanwhile a recent poll on this website says that less than half of the thousands of adults surveyed wash their hands at home after being out. so it's with great pain that we must admit the Foot Sandwich was more sanitary than many of the meals we eat at our friends' houses.
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"Kill them with kindness" wrong. 10 PLAGUES OF EGYPT!🩸🩸🩸🐸🐸🐸🪰🪰🪰🐅🐅🐅🐂🐂🐂🥵🥵🥵⛈️⛈️⛈️ 🦗🦗🦗 🌑🌑🌑🪦🪦🪦
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Jane Krakowski as Jenna Maroney in 30 Rock (2006—2013)
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tvrded
Your disordered thinking has bewitched me fair maiden
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one of the top ten worst sensory feelings? drinking something and accidentally spilling it directly into your cleavage instead of your mouth. for those without boobs, i know this sounds like a comically impossible infomercial situation but it actually happens a lot ok
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We should use this image whenever we see poor reading comprehension on a post
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as a cis-passing guy i dared to ask the question "how femme can i be be before my coworkers get uncomfortable" and the answer is apparently. a single gold dangling earring
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he just looks so torture-able . like it would be a disservice NOT to torture him.. . he WANTS to be tortured
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destroythethought-s
Anonymous asked:
Relationship status?
Waiting for a miracle
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me looking through my own blog: fuck i was so real for this. op your mind is so beautiful. you are always so right.
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BLACK SAILS APPRECIATION WEEK -> day 7 – free choice
I think if you look at it in a certain light, it does look like she harmonizes with Vane and with Silver. I think it doesn’t require turning the light very much for it to look like she is in Flint’s story, that she is sort of abused and traumatized for what she is, who she is, and sort of has to figure out a way to shake her fist at civilization, but come up with different answers about how to do it. It doesn't–you don’t have to work that hard for her to look a lot like Bonny. I mean, that’s text, and in season two and three–it’s text in season four that she is literally in Eleanor’s story. She’s eight episodes behind Eleanor and living the same choose-your-adventure story and just trying to figure out how to get to a different ending. So, I do think that part of the reason she feels central to me, is because she exists in the middle of a Venn diagram in which, I think, there are meaningful pieces of everyone, and I think that’s probably part of the reason it felt right that she was the one that kind of is left standing at the end. -Jonathan Steinberg x x x
