Cory Booker

I mean she did tell you.

lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night

i wish there was an easier way to tell the difference between an "if it sucks hit da bricks" situation and a "sometimes being an adult means doing things that you dont wanna" situation

The best answer to this that I've seen is "You are free to do whatever you like. You must only live with the consequences."

"If it sucks, hit da bricks" is for when you realize that you actually definitely can live with the consequences of Not Doing The Thing.

"Sometimes being an adult means doing things that you don't wanna" is for when you've thought it over and it turns out you would strongly prefer NOT to live with the consequences of Not Doing The Thing.

Not what I expected coming from John Green

I said what I said.

Even without words, we communicate through our eyes.

And some highlights from the notes:

I love checking tumblr when I’m drunk and peeing at the club

Sometimes I see my posts later and I’m like why tf were you on tumblr girl

@sonnetscrewdriver:

Maia I'm WHEEZING

enough about my guts

it’s time i rearrange his penis.!!!

on it boss!

soju may taste like juice but theres no way the memes aren't ridiculously exaggerated. this bottles only 5 units it cant affect me that considerably

huh.

took off my pants

whenever i find a good world heritage post i do my best to carefully remove unnecessary "why is this so funny!!" or "i cant believe i found the original" reblog comments. sometimes it takes a bit of work digging back through the reblog graph to accomplish this but fine art restoration is tedious but important work

you get it

comrade danny

And this is why we love Danny DeVito

I need to be the most fuckable person on this public transport