Monkeyfreed

Written by HikerAngel Part of a trade with MonkeyFreed “You heard about this Dark Lantern chick? She’s totally breaking records left and right!” William asked his friend after a long, silent sip from his red solo cup. “Not to mention, she looks damn fine in that black spandex! Haha! Leaves little to the imagination, if you follow me!” “Yeah, and it just doesn’t make any damn sense either,” Pete added, making sure that his party chalice was also thoroughly drained before continuing the conversation. “She’s like, tiny as hell. How is she going up against the heavyweight champions of the world?” “Maybe it’s one of those weight-redistribution thingies?” William theorized. “Like, she’s turning their weights against them and that’s how she’s winning. There’s no way she’s that strong. I’m sure a good sweep of her feet would take her out. Oh well, it’s all scripted for TV anyways.” Pete shrugged, unconvinced. He then turned his attention left and downward to the woman who had been sipping