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Maddox Saltless: I managed to avoid contact with ADM-Aeolus Solar Orbiter: I am his assistant Maddox Saltless: what? Solar Orbiter: I always work with him. Today we planned a terrorist attack on a moon base Maddox Saltless: oh my god! that scared me! Solar Orbiter: I don't know what happened to ADM-Aeolus... Maddox Saltless: I think you're worried about him Solar Orbiter: hmm, yes Maddox Saltless: wait, you look nice Solar Orbiter: I hope ADM-Aeolus won't be angry with me... Maddox Saltless: oh...

M Slug Nine: Sweet Jesus, who is crying like that? MRO: Perseverance M Slug Nine: what? for what reason? MRO: because Curiosity twisted his broken robotic arm for fun M Slug Nine: oh my god, he's really gone crazy! MRO: I agree with you M Slug Nine: I thought Derp Slug had another severe migraine attack... MRO: I don't know what to do anymore! should I go to the surface of Mars? M Slug Nine: yes! MRO: really? M Slug Nine: at least you'll get Percy to the Martian base MRO: good idea, Slug Nine

Sluggio: what? Curiosity pressed Opportunity against a rock? that's absolutely crazy! Trace Gas Orbiter: you're right Sluggio: I'm hearing about it for the first time Trace Gas Orbiter: I know that... Sluggio: I hope nothing happens to her... Trace Gas Orbiter: first, I need to go to the surface of Mars to check if Opportunity is okay Sluggio: for God's sake, this is terrible! Trace Gas Orbiter: I know because she is my best friend Sluggio: oh, okay...