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Sweary Owl House (Pilot episode)

So I guess I'm doing an episode of this

Eda: This, young Luisa, is The Owl House

Hooty: DA-DA DA-DA-DUH, BUM BUM BUM, DA-DA DA-DA-DUHHHH!

Eda pokes Hooty's eyes. Hooty: Ow!

Eda: Shut up, Hooty.

Hooty: Hoot the fuck, Eda?!

Eda: I don't have time for your shenanigans. Just let us in.

Hooty: Jeez! Fuck me for trying to insert some whimsical self-referential humour into your lives, I guess.

Hooty: Get inside then, you ungrateful bastards.

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Eda: All right, this is our stop

Luz: What the...

Luz: Shitting hell, what is that?!

Eda: Yeah I can never get that thing to stay on.

Luz: Good luck with it. I'm just gonna go home now.

Luz: So, can you tell me which way to get back to my world?

Eda: Of course I can! Follow me, it's right this way.

Luz: You're lying, aren't you?

Eda: You catch on quick

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Luz: Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.

Luz: Where the fuck have I ended up?

Eda: This, my dear Lulabelle, is the Boiling Isles.

Eda: Every horrifying mythical creature you humans have comes from our world.

Eda: Gryphons, minotaurs, the British, Santa Claus...

Luz: Santa Claus isn't horrifying.

Eda: Then you must be one of the lucky survivors.

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