— \[T]/ Praise the Sun! (с) Solaire of Astora.
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10/10 parry enjoyer

Confusing af But fun lots of rump but no fingers...
Summary: European twink wakes up in ice deportation camp, forced to light fires and suck the soul out of anything in his path in exchange for mid weaponry. along the path to escaping the godforbidden realm, he is tormented by shirtless maidens trying to get his number, he denys them and gives them the "Bih slap" they submit but then put an eggsack on his head which he has to navagate through the very pits of hell to stick red acorn in his bum to destroy it.. now free, our hero dodges immagration officers and sex offender trees to beat up his dad with a giant firey UTI infection and set himself on fire. 8/10