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how does it feel to have the most photogenic kitten in the world living right there in your house?
Feels soft n fluffy
For the record, I have THREE of the most photogenic cats in the world.
Hey here’s some unsolicited decor advice: get a bowl. put it on your coffee table. fill it with objects that are Good To Hold. Watch your guests be satisfied.
For example, I have this bowl of polished rock orbs. (and one glass ball.) they serve no purpose but everyone who comes into my home picks up at least one of them and just kinda rolls it around in their hands.
Such a polite guest!!
so if i hypothetically sent an anon to the prettiest most beautifulest kitty in the whole world, which of your cats would you give forehead kisses?
You ask me to choose??? From THIS selection of America’s Next Top Models?????
Malice just poked herself in the eye so she’s making a weird face. Gorgeous.
But actually it’s Vice’s birthday! So it’s him! Happy birthday Vice! He’s five!!!
Shelves for the Redwall project! Rodentproofing is the cabinet continues, but these make for a durable and cleanable base. The bottom level will allow for up to 6" deep litter and upper shelves will allow for 3-4 inches of litter; the sides are going to be mesh to allow for ventilation. The sides of the upper shelves are just big L shapes, so everything can be easily cleaned. The middle is open to allow for the climbable tower that will give access to the upper shelves. (Food, water and necessities will be located on the bottom shelf.)
Malice for scale. She’s approximately 178 mice big.
Two of the tower sections are done! One more to go.
new weight/volume/fluffiness/height scale dropped: standard unit one malice
One Malice is 178 mice; 106.4% Vice; or a fluff volume of 13 Arsons
One Mayhem is not a reliable unit of measurement because her size is variable. Currently she is one head, a tail, and one serving of white beans.
Okay. It is a house cleanup and packing day. I need to accomplish tasks and do the things I have been procrastinating on. This is terrible, and I hate it.
Installed plant holder. Plants have malfunctioned.
Relocated a bunch of storage items under the couch: microscope, cape chest, woodcarving and gilding boxes, old radio, etc– and Malice immediately hopped into the steamer trunk when I opened it to get a throw blanket.
Alarm went off this morning and I thought weird that it’s going off on a Saturday and slapped it off and went back to sleep
WEDNESDAY
Backup analog get-out-of-bed system is fully operational and expects breakfast on time.
Thank goodness.
Make baby clean
Let’s check in on the babies
Yep! That’s babies!
HRH Malice, the Meatball Supreme, turns five this month!
An unwise but benevolent ruler.
Mayhem’s pet carrier arrived!
It’s been appropriated.
That is… also not Mayhem.
Mayhem has not had a turn yet, but Vice has packed himself up and is ready for a new life.
Malice just wants petting.
I’m watching through my security cameras as the pest control guy does his rounds in my house and Malice is following this man at six paces everywhere he goes. Truly the supurrvisor we all need in our homes.
One wrong step and you shall catch these paws, good sir.
Uh oh. Pest control guy shut the sunroom door behind himself on the way out. If mayhem was in the catio then she just got trapped in with my birds and plants. I’m not worried about her– she’ll be fine– but my houseplants are in danger.
I wish I was surprised right now
Mayhem’s pet carrier arrived!
It’s been appropriated.
That is… also not Mayhem.
I’m out here on a blanket so malice can Touch Grass or whatever and I gotta say
She sucks at this.
Grass…bad.
To be clear, she’s the one standing at the exterior door and yelling like she’ll die if I don’t take her out. And then I give her a choice between frolicking and the cat carrier she only uses for vet visits and…
She slept in there for hours.
Do you not understand going outside to sleep in a hammock, rather than on the uncaring and prickly earth?
Respectfully, the correct place for a hammock is inside. If I’m going out it’s for the got damn grass
As a lifelong lover of cats, who's had many and knows the various and sundry ways a nickname happens, I have to ask.
Is 'Maybe' from 'mayhem baby'? Or is it some completely unrelated wordplay? (She's utterly gorgeous, btw. I'm living for watching her grow up.)
Yeah, she’s getting Maybe and Mayday and still sometimes Jane. And also Itty Bitty.
For some reason the catnip I grew in my yard, dried, and processed a couple months ago is incredibly strong. Like, a single pinch gets everyone high, and not mellow. The fighty part passes after about five minutes but boy. I think I’m growing kitty PCP out here
Vice is the worst, though. My man loves the devil’s lettuce.
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