toothsalad:

toothsalad:

i think the funniest thing I have ever forgotten to tell someone was that the boat he was applying to work on mandates their employees do the hokey-pokey

imagine you are me. your friend and temporary coworker, a reserved guy who walks with the grace of a jaguar and lives alone in the forest, is applying to work on another boat. he has it narrowed down to two choices, and he thinks he likes the style of one of the captains over the other. he is going to pick that boat. you feel very strongly he should NOT pick that boat. why, he says. you don’t know how to answer, except to say that he would not be a good fit. he says he wants something easy and laid back. you watch him go, and it is only two weeks later that you bolt upright in bed and Remember

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