Peter Pettigrew as a rat sleeping peacefully in Ron’s pocket on the Hogwarts Express:

Golden Trio: Oh, who’s this? R. J. Lupin? Maybe the new DADA professor?

Peter: 👁👄👁

This is cheaper than journaling when you think about it

today i wrote zero words! but i did think about my story twice in passing. that probably counts for something

manhandling is so fun like sure u can put me over there i don’t mind

remember when it was fun

god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

why are men so self conscious about their height when there are so many more important flaws to be self conscious about like the lack of emotional intelligence

may your next ibuprofen take effect swiftly and noticeably

romo (relief of missing out)