So they’re like a found family, except explicitly modelled after the American nuclear family, like that one’s like the mom, and that one’s like the dad, and those two are like siblings. What? No, they’re definitely fucking. Yeah, they refer to each other as siblings while they’re doing it.
Them: This group of characters is a Found Family™, which is exactly like a related-by-blood family, so only the one I’ve decided is the Mom and the one I’ve decided is the Dad are allowed to fuck, and shipping any other pairing is literally promoting incest.
Me: That’s kind of hot.
Them: