Y’ALL. ARE YOU READY TO SCREAM WITH ME. BEHOLD, PATS: SPRING, SUMMER, AUTUMN, WINTER.
I am still trying to figure out what I did to deserve the grace of our beautiful @stealyourblorbos to come at me with not one but FOUR glorious visions of Patricio opening the door for you.
JULES. HOLY BALLS THANK YOU.
I love that you picked some iconic wear–the failed hoodie selfie and that red sweater especially!!! And the lighting.…. and the special guest in spring… hee… <3 I love how he is happier and happier to see you as the year progresses…
He’s so welcoming. So lovely. He just effing glows with confidence.
I am severely grateful and bemused.
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BUT WAIT. THERE’S MORE.
As much as I love love love the seasonal pictures, Jules graced me with two more works. I’ve put them under the cut because they’re just a little spicy. But if you’re into Pats, you really need to see them.
Hold onto your butts:
ARE YOU SCREAMING LIKE I’M SCREAMING? I JUST CAN’T WITH THESE.
JULES. JUUUUUUUULLLLLLESSSSSS.
And you know what? These are the edited versions. Jules was so lovely to put a bra on her because I desperately wanted to show these to y’all and Tumblr is Tumblr.
(PATS and one of his many clients. Artwork by @stealyourblorbos.)
FANDOM: Calls (Apple TV) / Pedro Across the Street. This is NOT RPF; the character’s name in the TV show is also Pedro and the episode he appears in is titled “Pedro Across the Street”.
READER: Adult female. Divorced. At least one mention of pushing hair behind ear, though not specific in length or texture. No other physical descriptors; no use of y/n.
RATING: Explicit. Read the warnings and know that this series is about someone who runs an underground service to help people relieve tension with massage and sex…and get what he wants in return.
No Minors Please: My work is 18+. I will respectfully ask minors to turn away to protect themselves and me. Thank you.
SUMMARY: Pedro ATS is a massage therapist with special services. Or so he claims. He gives you a three-hour session you’re both going to enjoy.
NOTES: The series starts with a one-shot and progresses through answered asks (aka “Sessions”) and subsequent one-shots. This series is ongoing and is listed in order of the plot progression.
Fandom: Calls (THIS IS AN APPLE TV SERIES. PATS is a character. This is not RPF.)
Pairing: Pedro Across the Street x f!reader
Rating: ***Explicit.*** Those under 18 please do not enter.
Warnings: Masturbation (f and implied m), hand job, oral (m receiving), feather light dom/sub/switch, P & V (unprotected but with prior safety agreements), kissing, praise in droves, instruction compliance, the usual implication of nefarious massage practices / something like sex work. PLOT. Boring shit about database programming, characters you’ve come to know outside their element, a drop of angst, yearning across a crowded room, character shock and name swap (wait…what?), and, as always, PATS* is his own warning. *Now with more soft.
A/N: I was getting ready to write a one-bed fic and asked y’all to vote on a character. Another boy won, but at one point, PATS was in the lead and I panicked. How do you write a one-bed fic with characters whose whole playing ground IS a bedroom? My brain wouldn’t shake the challenge and this is what happened. I will also say: this is not a direct sequel to the first fic. It continues the entire series that’s been building through the sessions.
I have more notes, mostly thank yous to y’all. You can find them at the end.
Anti-Summary:“This can be a pause. Pause of treatment-client relations. What happens in this room isn’t what happens in your room. That space is sacred and I don’t want to compromise that in any way. And if it’s a pause, it’s a complete pause. No touching, just sleep.” (Adira’s note: hahahhAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH GOOD TRY.)
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As with the original fic, this will be broken into sections if you need to take a breath.
i’ve been reading your PATS series and i’m in love with it omg. pedro has fallen hard for the reader and i’m so excited to see where it goes!
i was wondering what his reaction would be if the reader is maybe feeling a little lonely and asks for something a little softer in hour two. like maybe she wants him to tone it down a little and it be more like slow, soft lovemaking. would pedro be totally down for it and then during it he looks into her eyes and just gets overwhelmed with emotion? do you think he’d ignore his usual rules and maybe allow some emotion to creep in during sex? would that scare him?
i’d be very interested to see where you take this but no pressure! <3
Hmmmmm. What a soft and unassuming ask. And yet… there’s a lot of danger here, isn’t there. *evil grin* No pressure, you say. Okay.
Let’s play. <3
Truth or Dare: I Want to Play a Game (GTTT PATS)
FANDOM: Calls - Apple TV (PATS is a character from ep. 3. “Pedro Across the Street.” This is not RPF.)
So ok, here's a Patricio question ... what nights does he have free aside from Thursdays? Does he have clients every weekday, and then again sometimes on weekends? I know they're both going to try and make it work, but unless there's a way to get them both off of that 'schedule' where she has a set time slot to be with him, things could get tricky and not feel much different for either of them, even though they'll no longer be in the massage room.
The first weekend they spend together is going to be an interesting one, I think ... and I hope that they're able to make it special.
Hello, my wonderful pal. <3
They very much made their first weekend special. I didn’t cover it in detail, but hinted at it in the previous session. The nice thing about the way their relationship works is that they’ve got the sex part kind of out of the way…although it’s different now that there aren’t any barriers or rules. So they just get to breathe in each other’s spaces now, be around the person they yearn to share time with.
As for the schedule question, you won’t find a logical schedule laid out here. His clients vary in needs and wants, some of them are long term, some only once. Some are on a fixed and limited schedule and others come and go as needed. A long-term weekly schedule is actually kind of unusual for him. If they’re long term, they’re probably on a monthly or bi-weekly at best. Whereas some need a weekly short term. And some only need one or three sessions total.
But this sporadic and erratic schedule is bound to cause some issues. It will just have to be one of the many things they work on.
Kiss and Tell: Priority Aches and How to Soothe Them (GTTT PATS)
FANDOM: Calls - Apple TV (PATS is a character from ep. 3. “Pedro Across the Street.” This is not RPF.)
As with all of my PATS installments, warnings abound for explicit content.
Thank goodness you opted for the wide couch. Your ex hardly ever wanted to cuddle it seemed, but damn if it isn’t coming in handy now. While some gorgeously-filmed spy adventure movie plays on the tv, Patricio spoons you from behind, obviously not paying as much attention to it as you are.
Bright sparks of pleasure run up and down your neck as he tries to break your focus, choosing at the moment to center on one quarter-sized spot just behind your earlobe, circling it with the tip of his nose, rotating between light nuzzling and kissing and licking and nipping there. Every time the cocky spy with the silly belt buckle and electric whip shows up on screen, Patricio pushes his hips forward. And if you gasp, he simply cups a hand over your mouth, urging your silence and calm. He wants to take his time.
It had just been a lazy Saturday on the couch with a little Netflix. But when a dark-haired, mustachioed cowboy showed up on screen and you mumbled a breathless “well, hello, pretty yeehaw,” the and-chill portion of the day began. He pulled down the back of your leggings to find you instantly aroused, whispering that he was going to help you enjoy your new cowboy crush, and pushed himself slowly inside.
FANDOM: Calls (Apple TV) / Pedro Across the Street
RATING: Explicit. Read the warnings and know that this series is about someone who runs an underground service to help people relieve tension with massage and sex…and get what he wants in return.
No Minors Please: My work is 18+. I will respectfully ask minors to turn away to protect themselves and me. Thank you.
SUMMARY: Pedro ATS is a massage therapist with special services. Or so he claims. He gives you a three-hour session you’re both going to enjoy.
NOTES: The series starts with a one-shot and progresses through answered asks (aka “Sessions”) and subsequent one-shots. This series is ongoing and is listed in order of the plot progression.
I mean it when I say that this left me stunned for a good while. I didn’t know how to respond. I will try to be honest.
I’m just floored that you took the time to give me this amazing reaction. I’m one of those people who will recieve a beautiful gift and immediately feel guilty that I am not as good as a gift giver, that I’m not intuitive enough to pick out something as perfect, that I could never return the feeling of joy and gratefulness that their gift gave to me nor tell them enough how much I appreciate it.
So I am with nice words on my fic. I immediately just want to cry when I realize I don’t have my shit together enough to write half such a beautiful response to your work when I admire it SO MUCH, and combined with the fact that you ARE someone whose work I admire coming to say such things… It’s a lot. This is totally my own hang up and I know I just need to breathe through it. That a thank you is enough, that you know exactly how deeply I’m touched by this.
I do feel a little bit of an imposter saying that he’s based on Pedro Across the Street seeing as how he’s strayed so far from what I feel is the canon character. I really meant to make him a con artist or to be more morally gray…Instead I defaulted to my soft ways and let the morally grey checkbox cover his maybe-not-so-legal practices, tried to punch up his ego and his inability to keep his boundaries with this one client… But even all that got forgiven with him actually caring about his clients… Ugh. I can’t help but just pull every boy down into the soft pit with me.
So it is always a little baffling to me when people love him…because I see him as one, long, constant failure of a character!!! But at least I’m not fighting him. He’s telling me where he needs to go, and it’s a fun experiment to keep him on that path while incorporating all the asks.
You know what I can do to say thank you to you for this comment? I can address (although not completely answer) your questions.
Good. Things. Take. Time. is a series that grew out of prompts–the whisper of a character, the asks of readers. And now, to get myself back into PATS’s head, the prompts are coming from @fanfticionoverload’s Seasons of Life challenge.
What you’re about to read are some excerpts from Patricio’s journal. Heads up they probably won't make much sense if you haven't read the ongoing series.
Each excerpt is just that–snippets that pertain to the story, taken from his presumed wider journal, each notated where it lands in the series and follows the chronology of the series.
The rules of the challenge ask for 250 words per prompt. I thought it would be a little less forced if I didn’t worry so much about that, so some may fall short of that number. And I’ll say that these aren’t heavily edited nor are they anything other than basic reactions, precisely because I wanted them to feel like the unfiltered thoughts one writes in a journal.
Let’s say that it was Shell’s orders for him to keep a journal in the first place. If his practice is his way of dealing with his demons, if he’s not going to go to traditional therapy, then “the least you can do is just offload before bed, and not the kind of offloading you do with your dick. I’m not gonna read it, but I’ll want to see words on those pages. Write a fucking play for all I care, write a manifesto about your love of pasta, I don’t give a shit what. Just write.”
I don’t have anything to write. I’m not a fucking poet. Shell says use the pen, get the words out of your head, just write anything. Anything. Anything. Tables have turned. Now I’m the one practicing letting it all out. Trying not to think too hard.
Good. Things. Take. Time. is a series that grew out of prompts–the whisper of a character, the asks of readers. And now, to get myself back into PATS’s head, the prompts are coming from @fanfticionoverload’s Seasons of Life challenge.
What you’re about to read are some excerpts from Patricio’s journal. Heads up they probably won't make much sense if you haven't read the ongoing series.
Each excerpt is just that–snippets that pertain to the story, taken from his presumed wider journal, each notated where it lands in the series and follows the chronology of the series.
The rules of the challenge ask for 250 words per prompt. I thought it would be a little less forced if I didn’t worry so much about that, so some may fall short of that number. And I’ll say that these aren’t heavily edited nor are they anything other than basic reactions, precisely because I wanted them to feel like the unfiltered thoughts one writes in a journal.
Let’s say that it was Shell’s orders for him to keep a journal in the first place. If his practice is his way of dealing with his demons, if he’s not going to go to traditional therapy, then “the least you can do is just offload before bed, and not the kind of offloading you do with your dick. I’m not gonna read it, but I’ll want to see words on those pages. Write a fucking play for all I care, write a manifesto about your love of pasta, I don’t give a shit what. Just write.”
I don’t have anything to write. I’m not a fucking poet. Shell says use the pen, get the words out of your head, just write anything. Anything. Anything. Tables have turned. Now I’m the one practicing letting it all out. Trying not to think too hard.
