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Not HR approved. Built for bad decisions, late nights, and internet humor.

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The shirts people keep coming back for.

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NEW RELEASES

Fresh graphics and new chaos added weekly.

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WHITE ELEPHANT GIFTS

Win the gift swap. Lose the invite next year.

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01 GIFTS FOR HIM

For the guy who has everything except a sense of shame.

 02 HOLIDAY SHIRTS

Ruin Christmas dinner in style.

 03 BACHELOR PARTY

Matching shirts for the worst decisions of the weekend.

 04 OUT OF POCKET

The designs that go way too far.

SEEN IN THE WILD

Shirts That Start Problems

Booze, Bud & Bad Ideas

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Paper Beats Rock T-Shirt

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Tiger Woods Just DUI it

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HR Problems & OSHA Violations

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Corvette American Flag T-Shirt

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Give Me a BJ T-Shirt

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Sit On My Face T-Shirt

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Drunk ASF With A Gun T Shirt

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9 Eleven T-Shirt

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I Shaved My Balls Today T-Shirt

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White Boy of the Year T-Shirt

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CUSTOMER CHAOS

REVIEWS FROM THE DAMAGE

★ 5.0 average from 10 verified reviews

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Great 10/10

Anonymous
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★★★★★

Great shirt that brings in laughs from friends and strangers alike. Good price, good quality and fast delivery. I'm definitely happy with it and see myself…

Michael S. Verified
Testicular Injuries in Women's Sports T-Shirt
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Loved the shirt and got many compliments about how funny it was

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Adult Weiner T-Shirt
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Such amazing customer service going above and beyond. Great quality shirts

William V. Verified
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★★★★★

Got the adolf lifter shirt and it got me kicked out of my jury duty worth every penny

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Adolf Lifter T-Shirt
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