reblog and put in the tags a fictional ship/couple where, in your opinion, they’re just so firmly each other’s that you cannot imagine them being shipped with anyone else
So last week I tried moaning every time I ate something delicious.
It was vaguely uncomfortable and unnatural
I actually love the idea of doing this trying out fanfic/literary cliche’s out in real life, kinda wanna make up a list and undertake it as a challenge.
don’t forget to make your butthole flutter today
Guess someone’s eye color from 20 feet away.
Be careful with these. I started reading fanfiction three years ago and now I have to toe my shoes off to get my feet out.
But do you pad across rooms?
Yes but I often give away my position when I huff.
FYI, I’m smirking at all y’all.
I’m resisting the urge to card my fingers through everybody’s hair.
This is as good a time as any to admit that right now I smell like coffee, sandalwood soap, and something uniquely myself.
I hate this post so much I clenched my fists and looked away, muscles bunching in my jaw.
i’m so glad to see i’m not alone, i let out a breath i didn’t know i was holding
I looked at myself in the mirror, carefully mapping out every detail of my face, especially my eyes. They are cerulean orbs made of pure ocean water that can be seen a 1000 yards away. Is that disturbing? Yes. Yes it is.
My breath just hitched and I felt shame wash over me. I know I’m guilty of all of these. 😂
I felt my cheeks getting hot, deep red spreading across them, while reading these. The guilt is real.
This whole post made me chuckle darkly.
I raised an eyebrow while reading this.
This post made me quirk my mouth in amusement
This is so wonderful it makes me want to slot my lips together with all of yours.
yeah okay I barked out a laugh at this.
oh.
I think people in fandom would be happier if they focused more on things they love than the things they hate
"you can't just relate everything back to this ship" prepare to be stunned and amazed at how little control i have over my own brain
