why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain
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Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.
March 15 again and here we go…

march fifteenth

The fifteenth of March

day 15!!

I feel like it really adds something to know that this coffee shop was right next to the state capitol building. There is a non-zero chance one of these lattes ended up in the senate chamber.
Congratulations, you've unlocked the secret nerd bonus! I actually ended up texting a friend who specializes in the early Roman empire for advice on designing this special.
Honey and almond are pretty self-explanatory, as honey and nuts both figured heavily in Roman desserts. Cinnamon, meanwhile, means dead rich guy. It was insanely expensive to obtain, and the wealthiest of Romans used it to scent funeral pyres, so that the smell of burning cinnamon would cover the scent of cremation.
I feel like it really adds something to know that this coffee shop was right next to the state capitol building. There is a non-zero chance one of these lattes ended up in the senate chamber.
Congratulations, you’ve unlocked the secret nerd bonus! I actually ended up texting a friend who specializes in the early Roman empire for advice on designing this special.
Honey and almond are pretty self-explanatory, as honey and nuts both figured heavily in Roman desserts. Cinnamon, meanwhile, means dead rich guy. It was insanely expensive to obtain, and the wealthiest of Romans used it to scent funeral pyres, so that the smell of burning cinnamon would cover the scent of cremation.
I KNOW it’s the ides of march, but in order to practice safe social distancing I’m sorry to say that you may want to to consider not getting together with 22 of your closest friends to stab your local least favorite politician
"This salad is my body. Stab it in remembrance of me."
- Julius Ceasar at supper on March 14th, probably
I—
Look, this is an EXCELLENT joke. 5 stabs.
BUT, I am concerned that many of you might actually think that the salad was named for Caesar Augustus and not the Italian/American chef Caesar Cardini who fled to Tijuana, Mexico to avoid prohibition in California and ended up creating the Caesar salad there on the forth of July in 1924.
I just…wanted to share that with you in case you didn’t know. 👀
Notice: on the Ides of March, 2024, I am scheduling this post for 4 July, 2024, in order to celebrate the Centennial of Caesar Cardini's simple, yet genius, culinary invention.
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