Untitled — I fully believe the queen is dead and they just...

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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bae-guevara

I fully believe the queen is dead and they just don’t wanna deal with a funeral before Christmas so they’re keeping her on ice (aka life support) till spring.

apparently the entire country has to do a 12 day long mourning and the BBC is legally banned from putting on any comedy show during that week AND they have to shut down the London stock exchange for one whole day... now I'm not saying they're weekends at Bernie's-ing that colonizer to keep the stock exchange open, but....

chillgamesh-the-swing

headline: Queen has entered a new phase, and we may not see her until February, say experts. Queen unlikely to appear in public for the rest of the year according to royal experts.ALT

I think you're right

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[ID: headline that reads "Queen has 'entered a new phase' and we 'may not see her until February', say experts. Below that a sub header that says "Her Majesty is unlikely to be seen in public for the rest of the year, according to royal experts." End ID]