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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
nudityandnerdery
celluloidvampire

always thinking about the production of hamlet i saw at the pop up globe a couple of years ago where everyone was costumed in typical shakespearean dress and the set was fairly minimal BUT! they gave polonius an iphone. it was like a running gag that his ringtone kept going off when hamlet or claudius were trying to speak and they would get more and more impatient with him every time. the cast had perfect comedic timing and it was such a perfect modernisation of typical shakespeare humour

but oh my God. the nervous laughter that rippled through the audience when his phone went off behind the tapestry. the heavy silence that followed, interrupted only by the incessant chime of polonius’ ringtone and a muffled “shit, shit!” while he tried to decline the call. it keeps ringing even after hamlet has already put his sword through him. hamlet picks it up in his bloody hands and ends the call, puts it back in polonius’ grasp before turning back to face gertrude.

hands down the best set up and pay-off of any addition to a shakespeare play i have ever witnessed

kirklka
personpitch2007

DELETE THIS POST

stumbleoutermales

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

froborr

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

chongoblog

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

homicidalsean-dlt

WHAT THE FUCK

hastopreleasedtheiralbumyet

i missed it last year so i’ve had this scheduled for an entire damn year

tiger-in-the-flightdeck

Great, now I need to clean snorted water out of my keyboard.

kirklka
krystal-prisms:
“theoneandonlyredrobin:
“gallusrostromegalus:
“ maryellencarter:
“ spotty-bee:
“ itsquietinsantafe:
“ the-mighty-tor:
“ blakegdiamond:
“ easyvirgin:
“ happy Thursday the 20th
”
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance...
easyvirgin

happy Thursday the 20th

blakegdiamond

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

the-mighty-tor

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

itsquietinsantafe

TODAY

spotty-bee

Heritage post

maryellencarter

Is anyone else mildly unsettled by the implication that this is going to be the last Thursday the 20th

gallusrostromegalus

Don’t worry, here’s the next 5 Years of Thursday the 20ths!

  • May 2021

  • January 2022
    October 2022

  • April 2023
    July 2023

  • June 2024

  • and THREE thurday the 20ths in 2025 with:
  • February 2025
  • March 2025
  • November 2025
theoneandonlyredrobin

This is the only Thursday the 20th? This year?

krystal-prisms

Happy Thursday the 20th

kirklka
anintroverteddemon:
“thequestionablyhuman:
“ livanarose:
“ clarisimart:
“ lacunadaisies:
“ forestsexual:
“ airred:
“ carnahan:
“ And yet there are those who doubt him and question how he gets around the entire world in one night…
”
santa’s...
carnahan

And yet there are those who doubt him and question how he gets around the entire world in one night…

airred

santa’s creed

forestsexual

this has been on queue since january 2nd and it was worth every minute

lacunadaisies

I’m queuing this on December 26th I’m ready for this

clarisimart

You better watch out

livanarose

You better watch out

thequestionablyhuman

You better watch out

anintroverteddemon

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

letsboldlygomotherfuckers
bae-guevara

I fully believe the queen is dead and they just don’t wanna deal with a funeral before Christmas so they’re keeping her on ice (aka life support) till spring.

apparently the entire country has to do a 12 day long mourning and the BBC is legally banned from putting on any comedy show during that week AND they have to shut down the London stock exchange for one whole day... now I'm not saying they're weekends at Bernie's-ing that colonizer to keep the stock exchange open, but....

chillgamesh-the-swing

headline: Queen has entered a new phase, and we may not see her until February, say experts. Queen unlikely to appear in public for the rest of the year according to royal experts.ALT

I think you're right

lilybyred-deactivated20250122

[ID: headline that reads "Queen has 'entered a new phase' and we 'may not see her until February', say experts. Below that a sub header that says "Her Majesty is unlikely to be seen in public for the rest of the year, according to royal experts." End ID]