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I’M VERY PROUD OF HIM PLEASE TELL HIM I LOVE HIM
THIS IS THE BEST POSSIBLE RESPONSE TELL UR DOG THEYRE A GOOD BOY
Broke: animals wearing Halloween costumes
Woke: animals wearing traditional Jewish clothing
This post is the best thing that’s ever happened to me
honestly I hate “can you pet the dog?!?” not for any of the common reasons but because it was initially interesting as a proposition of “can you interact with the world in a way that is not within the primary mechanical loop” and that very quickly fell away to being “well now any indie developer making a game has to have a pet the dog button or they’re going to get letters”
One of my dream projects has an NPC with a dog, and if you try to pet it, the owner tells you not to do that. If you try again, it bites you and you take damage. I want to do this entirely because I genuinely believe that this would make me feel way more grounded in the world than any “click button to see cute animation” would ever do, and also it would be really funny to have a game where people lose their runs because they tried to pet a dog they were told not to pet
“Trying to play hide and seek with my dog, but she gets just TOO EXCITED when I spot her lol”
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