I think the worst kind of tags I got in that post with the stupid Tolkien and CS Lewis tags (you know the one) was those that implied that Tolkien used the concept of LOTR being a fictional translation to "avoid" explaining things. First of all, as if Tolkien would use any excuse to be lazy about WRITING of all things, he was using it to make his story feel more real, more rich, he was trying to build myth and he knew how to do it in a way few people could.. Segundo, Francia, and third, that's called narrative framing, it's been used since ancient times and it's something I don't even feel qualified to even talk about because I'm sure people have written entire papers on it.

Just the idea of Tolkien being lazy. Goddamn.

No, actually the worst thing were those tags that said something like "I don't know where coffee or cellphones do and I'm sure OP doesn't" because fuck you, some of us actually are interested in how the world works, do you think things appears in your supermarket out of nowhere?

No, no, actually, the worst thing is when someone said "Asimov is like Tolkien" and, I quote "Heinlein is the wheeeeee space opera guy". Heinlein. Fucking Heinlein being the wheeee space opera guy. The guy who dedicated whole pages to explaining how the technology and society of his worlds worked and made whole books on that premise to the point I think he was a hardass. Heinlein would burn your book if you didn't explain how the propulsion system of your spaceship worked.

Heinlein would not say "wheee space opera" ni de casualidad. Goddamn.

No, no, no, actually the worst thing is all those tags that say "I'm like C.S. Lewis" oh you mean you're writing heartfelt, profound fiction with mythological themes inspired by your religious beliefs and your complex relationship to them? "I'm like CS Lewis I don't have to explain anything it's just magic xdxddxddxd" oh okay, la re concha de tu madre entonces

No, no, no, no, actually, the worst part of that post was all the people telling me I haven't heard about "suspension of disbelief" or "don't like don't read". Yes, if your story just has generic knights eating potato stew with no thought at all at the society they live in, I will not like it and I will not read it. Thanks.

No, no, no, no, no, the worst thing is when people tried to make a sick burn at me saying I should just read encyclopedias. Yes, that's what I like to do. Yes, there are whole fictional encyclopedias to read out there, it's a thriving and fascinating genre. Not my fault you don't know about them.

No, no, no, no, no, no, the worst thing was that one that said I caring about potatoes and coffee in settings as such was just nitpicking like the people who complain about people of color in fantasy, when most of that post was actually ABOUT why non-european people are not represented in fantasy and science fiction to the point that their contributions to the world and customs are completely erased. And when I tried to answer them they blocked me.

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