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David Celis

Amateur pizzaiolo and engineer.

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hell yeah! i love monopolies, which are famously good for local stores and consumers

DoorDash to Acquire Instacart to Help Local Stores Win

Together, DoorDash and Instacart would help stores of every size reach more customers with the kinds of innovative technology that the biggest online retailers and grocers build for themselves.

about.doordash.com

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someone hit my parked car and scraped it up three weeks before i have to trade it in for a new one and i already had a trade-in offer accepted. fucking awesome

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I Did the Absolute Bare Fucking Minimum For Overall Harm Reduction and Incremental Progress Instead of Succumbing to Despair, or Worse, Apathy

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another thing AI has made worse: software updates. between constant security vulnerabilities and just the sheer speed with which companies are trying to ship software via AI, there are so many fucking software updates now. why did i have to update VSCode TWICE in ONE DAY

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ME: AI is a project by the tech oligarchy to deskill and devalue labor while enriching themselves even more

“what? but it’s no different than any other form of automation like assembly lines or factories”

ME: you’re so close to getting it

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disastrous security vulnerabilities in PHP? well thankfully i’m not running it on any of my servers, so it shouldn’t really affect… WAIT NOOO

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github continues to be a thought leader in proving when things are bad. browsers tend to cache favicons, which makes dynamic favicons bad. one piece of jank and now my notifications tab is stuck looking like i’m viewing a PR with a broken build

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i’ve watched “Over the Garden Wall” at least once a year since it came out in 2014 and somehow never realized it’s a retelling of Dante’s Inferno

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call me old fashioned, but i think putting hundreds of liters of highly pressurized cold nitrogen gas on a car in a world where cars regularly crash is maybe not the best idea

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what’s sad is how many people know this and go anyway because “the chicken is good” when it’s not. it’s mid! but enjoy your conservative cheat days, weirdos

Chick-fil-A CEO fails to answer what the chain’s ‘official position’ is on LGBTQ+ rights. - Fast Company

On the 'Today' show, chief executive Andrew Cathy repeatedly evaded questions regarding the brand’s longest-running controversy.

fastcompany.com

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