Literally every neurodivergent person when somebody mentions their interest.
and here is his special little riding outfit:
HORSES
riding the trolley out of omelas because i'm a little too shaken to walk rn and i just heard this weird thump from the tracks. probably nothing
#they arrested the trolley driver and the guy in charge of track switching #and i hear they're both being offered some kind of plea deal if they agree to testify against the other person
awarding this the first good riff on this post award. thank you tumblr user anyagobsin. this is the first good riff anyone's had on this post.
"Yo yo, everybody! Put your hands in the air! Who's ready to get FUCKED UP TONIGHT!?"
"Wooo!"
*gentle woodwind music*
Navy seal in action
ID card.
Walking around my neighborhood wearing my sick as fuck custom T-shirt that says "I STEAL EVERY FRIENDLY CAT I MEET WITH NO REMORSE I DO IT ALL THE TIME DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK I BEEN HERE FOR YEARS KEEP THAT BEAST ENCLOSED LEST YE FACE MY LIGHTNING CAT GRASP" and smiling politely while my neighbors' indoor-outdoor cats gently trot down the sidewalk towards me as the neighbors themselves read my shirt with a growing sense of panic.
Unfollow me for cat theft all you want. You'll never catch me and you'll never stop me. Those things are this season's must-have lipgloss in an understaffed Sephora, and baby? I'm a middle-class teenage girl who's not getting enough attention at home...
People in the notes keep saying, "This is just another reason you should keep your cats inside," and I know they just mean the fact that someone in general could steal them, but I like to think they all mean that you gotta watch out for me specifically. Because you do. I'm everywhere. And I'm fast.
a collection of text posts I saw recently that had me going o that is so Bond-core!
I've got a little pile of ones that remind me of Q. XD
How can anyone hate Junji Ito
I love when you recognize junji ito’s style and you read on not knowing if it’s going to be horrific or just cute cat stuff
RIGHT???? I spent the entire two pages on alert waiting for something horrible to happen
my favorite thing is to say "investing in" instead of "buying"
just closed on a big deal with a major grocery chain vis-a-vis the procurement of some fresh strawberries
Would you press the button if:
You get to live in your dream house.
BUT
The main characters from the last tv show you watched live with you?
I was watching It's Always Sunny. You could give me my dream home, rent free and a pony and the answer is still, obviously, fuck no.
We canonically know what happens when Sam Young lives in your dream home, right @kitten-kin?
Michael knows, @prismatic-bell , and 0/10 he does not recommend. Even when you just invite him over, not invite him to move in, there's a good chance he’ll show up with some fellow felons. Sam's like a pet cat who ran away then showed up suddenly with a live rattlesnake in his mouth.
Meanwhile in Russia
annyi.
gente decisa
The bigger vehicle has right of way.
Russians cannot into chill.
This is what I call a satisfying video
@rokirovka blease tell me what these poor benighted motherfuckers are saying
@theminism tbf speakers 1 and 2 seem like pretty reasonable people… i can’t really translate much of what the benighted motherfuckers involved are saying since they’re farther away (and swearing is hard to translate) but here goes nothing lmao just for you
speaker 1: What, they can’t drive out of each other’s way?
speaker 2: It looks like they can’t drive out of each other’s way. There’s not enough space. And they’re fighting.
speaker 1: They should have just pulled off and let the excavator go first.
speaker 2 [interrupting]: Of course.
speaker 1: What the heck are they doing over there
speaker 2: What the heck
speaker 1: Woah woah what the heck okay wow
speaker 2: What the hell [gets out of car] Hey, hey guys! What the f[this is where the beep comes in] are you doing!
speaker 3: Don’t take pictures!
speaker 2: I’m filming!
speakers 3 and 4: [inaudible] Don’t take pictures! Put the phone away!
speaker 2: Guys, calm down!
[the reckoning arrives]
speakers 3 and 4: [general yelling] No no no! f[beep]! Wow! Wow! [yelling continues inaudibly]
speaker 2: Wow guys! [laughs] Fuck, dudes! Wow you messed up! [laughs] now that, man, is a fuck up! Motherf[beep]! Get ‘em!
Oh man, thank you so much for the translation.
I'm watchin that eagle livestream a lot
