anexperimentallife:

supreme-leader-stoat:

behindnightmaresanddreams:

caltracat:

loumandliker:

loumandliker:

one thing about americans is that they know how to make a fucking milkshake

i hate the stupid milk consistency shit you get here like if you give me a milkshake it better be rock fucking solid. i want that thang thick like concrete. it should piss me off trying to drink it through a straw. i should have to wait for it to thaw

Americans are so good at making Beverage. One of our Foundational Moments was actually a party involving Making Beverage. Google “Boston Tea Party” for more

yrn-te-ao:

hashtag hire trans actresses to play cis characters

airinyourtires:

airinyourtires:

If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little

I’m still proud of this post. It’s evergreen

alinethered:

evilscientist3:

kawaiite-mage:

If I may momentarily break keyfabe, I think the deal with D.B. Cooper is most likely that cops are just bad at finding people.

New D.B. Cooper theory: he went somewhere the cops didn’t look

kora-kat:

i-give-you-a-fish:

larval-tear:

thicc-astronaut:

larval-tear:

i’m a real wizard btw

Do you know any spells?

no.

You get a Sea Mullet

Mugil cephalus

orbitalmirror:

sourdough-seal:

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

“how did you get into writing” girl i’ve been tormented by the visions since i was eight years old

brownheadedcowbird:

brbeth:

noknowshame:

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

I think…you might be right

what the fuck

punkryuki:

punkitt-is-here:

this duck LOVES pink drink