I softblock new followers to this blog unless we have some kind of rapport.
DNI if you have no shifgrethor.
The United States Disappeared Tracker is “tracking persons politically arrested, detained, or disappeared by the Trump regime since March 9, 2025”.
Kuzu: every time I see that engraving I’m like why’s he serving. the cunty early modern rat catcher isn’t real and he can’t get you
Pip: he’s got Lazlo Cravensworth energy
i love this tweet bc it’s the exact same genre of culturally tapped in unnecessary haterism i also peddle in
she gave me such a stink face when I tried to feed her a baby earthworm
Had the funniest kid on a field trip today who had obviously been on my tour before but wouldn’t fess up to it and instead just pretended to be deducing and intuiting the answer to every question on the spot. I didn’t rat him out because I didn’t want to embarrass him and because I was really impressed with his recall. He’d clearly learned and retained a lot and I was flattered!
I was like “does anyone know why fire might be important to a prairie ecosystem?” and he raised his and said, with this theatrically exaggerated air of thoughtful consideration: “I think it might be because many native prairie plants have deep roots and keep most of their biomass safe beneath the soil, so that when a fire burns the dead plant matter above ground, the roots stay alive and can grow back stronger on the nutrients from the fire?”
like yeah dude it’s like you read my mind or are receiving my whole spiel from memory with suspiciously exact phrasing… good job
people keep tagging this Tim Drake and I’m trying to wrap my head around the concept of “Batfam, but they’re public park rangers”
