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every prehistoric human reconstruction has me thinking “I want to smoke weed with this bitch”

she looks like she would have been an awesome neighbor, like she would have loved menthols and called me baby

“a Cheeto could have killed a Victorian child” but the opposite. Neanderthals would have loved to go to Hardee’s and get a burger with me.

neanderthals would have walked hand in hand with me into hell (buccees opening day)

When I saw this article two years ago and found out Neanderthals were seasoning their food 70,000 years ago, I teared up thinking about how they never got to try things like beef jerky and Doritos.

R.I.P. great great great etc. grandma you would’ve loved seafood sticks dipped in Sriracha, perhaps battered and deep fried as well ❤️

neanderthals, watching us from the afterlife, absolutely losing their fucking minds when they see us making instant noodles or some shit. “Is she gonna… Oh shit, she’s gonna add an egg to the cheap ramen let’s fuCKING GOOOOO!” “Did he – LOOK AT THIS SHIT, HE’S PUTTING BOUILLON IN THE RICE, HELL YEAH!”

they’d fuckin love hot cocoa. they’d fuckin love microwaves and kettles and drip coffee pots and cast iron. can you imagine Neolithic Man watching his great great great great great grandchild tossing vegetables around in a wok? Can you imagine handing a Blue Moon to an ancient wine maker? Ancient Egyptians loved beer, they’d fuckin love the novelty of a metal can of cold beer, they’d be like “this shit rocks, the future sounds cool”

(via cleolinda)