Hey i'm Jane and I don't really like Sammy boy anymore
Also will you please promise to say something nice to someone after you read this thanks
"And I know it's hard when you're falling down, yeah it's a long way up when you hit the ground- but get up now, get up."
sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:
me, blowing a kiss to the sun: for brian mccook aka katya
me, blowing a kiss to the moon: for brian firkus aka trixie mattel
me blowing a kiss
to the moon: for brian firkus
aka trixie mattel
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How to win my heart: serenade me with Arctic Monkeys
My feelings for you were like algebra
Fucking pointless
Why do gays always get lost when they’re given directions?
Because they don’t have the same rights as everyone else
“And I never believed a word he said until I heard him whisper it when he thought I wasn’t there.”
ejaculation > education
I FIGURED IT OUT GODDAMN YOU KNOW HOW SAM HAS THE SNAKE ON HIS ARM IN SOME OF THE EARLY PROMO PICTURES-
IT’S TO SYMBOLIZE THAT HE IS TEMPTED BY RUBY TO PARTAKE IN THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT- DEMON BLOOD
Autocorrect changes ‘reblog’ to 'revolt’ and I think that’s beautiful
let’s play “how many different variations of the theme song can they fit into one episode of merlin”
dear all reatil stores: sTOP FUCKING PUTTING UP CHRISTMAS PARAPHERNALIA IT’S NOT EVEN HALLOWEEN YET AND ALL I SEE IS FUCKING TINSEL AND CANDY CANES THIS CONFUSES ME
‘you better lose yourself in the music’
i have finally lost myself in the music
i don’t know my way around these parts
will i get stabbed?
maybe.
I can feel it in the air tonight
the pressure’s dropping
here come the bad text posts
it’s hard to not want to jump off a bridge when your parents are suspicious about every breath you take
what are hot pockets like i could use those for cold walks to school when my hands are freezing
when I was a kid I was terrified of teenagers, now that i’m 15 i’m still terrified of teenagers
