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@zeraplus309

I'm a bi disaster who has NO GAME with any of the genders (loser), obsessed with snakes and sarcasm.
Secretly a hopeless romantic, not so secret over media.
I hope my disastrous, probably dysfunctional life makes you have a good time.
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hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

  • the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years
  • taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult
  • at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)
  • 'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65
  • it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age
  • it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.
  • you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, be fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.
  • young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!
  • there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT

People think once you reach the 30s you're too old to do anything and the world loses it's "magic"

It doesn't???

And I say this from experience because almost all of the people over 40 in my life have really exiting lives like

My aunt who's around 58 sold her house, went to the US to get a job, didn't like it, went to Spain to get a job, and then after a few weeks moved back to Chile

People have to STOP THINKING PEOPLE BECOME BORING ONCE THEY REACH A CERTAIN AGE

THEY DON'T.

I FOUND IT

I found the article that literally proves what I just said

I swear it's the only article that I've found that doesn't go on explaining how "people loose their strength and will to live at 32" lSTG

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hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

  • the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years
  • taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult
  • at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)
  • 'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65
  • it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age
  • it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.
  • you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, be fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.
  • young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!
  • there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT

People think once you reach the 30s you're too old to do anything and the world loses it's "magic"

It doesn't???

And I say this from experience because almost all of the people over 40 in my life have really exiting lives like

My aunt who's around 58 sold her house, went to the US to get a job, didn't like it, went to Spain to get a job, and then after a few weeks moved back to Chile

People have to STOP THINKING PEOPLE BECOME BORING ONCE THEY REACH A CERTAIN AGE

THEY DON'T.

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personpitch2007

DELETE THIS POST

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stumbleoutermales

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

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celtic-pyro

I knew what it was why did I click it

Why did I do it

Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

Something's always bugged me in the Chamber of Secrets, and it's the fact that the Basilisk uses the piping system to travel around the castle.

How does an oak-thick serpent moves around the piping system, which tend to be, in larger buildings (like a big ass castle), from a few inches to about a foot big?

And also, how many pipes are scattered around the castle?

Harry heard the voices almost everywhere, even walking down random hallways, so does Dumbledore just have pipes everywhere?

you DON’T need to know where your favorite celebrity/artist/athlete lives, who they’re dating, where they go grocery shopping, what they are doing at any given moment when they are off camera actually. just an fyi

I miss when the general public opinion was that the paparazzi are parasites that should be restricted. Like, it didn’t stop anyone from consuming celebrity gossip, but the majority consensus was that it was bad and a sign of how intrusive society has become.

Now everyone is taking pictures of people they don’t fucking know and getting pissed when celebrities do things to avoid it.

At least in the 90s all of that gossip was mostly restricted to print media so you only got it once a month when new issues of magazines were printed. Now something that happened a week ago is old news and the demands on celebrities are even more constant.

I've always had an issue with when that stuff happens, even when I was little and I didn't know how to put in into words. It's like people forget that famous people are still just that- people. They're still human beings. But for some reason when they turn into celebrities they stop being people, and the public treats them like objects. So when the celebrities defend themselves, like any other person would in their shoes, the public gets mad because they feel entitled to their lives. They think that the celebrities are their property, so when they don't act like such and try to actually demand basic human respect, they get called selfish and treated horribly. It has always made me kinda sick, how people just... forget, that they're also people.

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