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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
nnoragamis
nnoragamis

no more dating apps i wanna meet someone the old-fashioned way (i'm a novice mage and you're a member of my dream guild and you accidentally break a love spell that was cast on me and i take you out to lunch as a thank you and after we part ways i get duped by a bad guy who tries to enslave me only for you to show up again and our combined efforts destroy most of the harbour and while running from the army you offer to take me to join my dream guild, thus inadvertently changing the course of my entire life and making me lowkey fall for you then and there, except we're both really, really dumb, so literal years later we're still dancing around our feelings and driving our friends mad).

screaming crying throwing up nalu lucy heartfilia natsu dragneel fairy tail my queue
canyounotexistelias
secondbeatsongs

somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

sockdreams

We often eat pie at work...for morale.

eerian-sadow

"As a treat" implies a special occasion, a temporary state. "For morale" makes the joy essential, because you have to have good morale to keep going.

on being alive this and that ‘if you don’t schedule system maintenance the system will do it for you’ really changed my outlook! way more than those generic self care (which tend to pipeline into ‘buy my supplements & these crystals that i bought from the dollar store’ humans
injuries-in-dust
korrigantsionnach

I want a story about a king whose son is prophesied to kill him so the king is like “whatever what am I supposed to do, kill my own kid wtf is wrong with you” so he just raises him as normal, doesn’t even tell him about the prophecy, and instead of some convoluted twist of events that leads to the king’s murder the son grows up and when the king is very old and dying and in excruciating pain the kid is just like alright I'mma put him out of his misery.

broliloquy

The king’s son becomes the new king, and is prophesied to defeat evil and bring an age of prosperity. His generals and knights all crack their knuckles but he pretty much ignores them and focuses on strengthening the infrastructure of his kingdom. Forty years later he is old and sick but still hearing his subjects’ grievances, and a general’s like “how will you defeat the prophesied evil now? You’re old and weak.” Another visitor, a teenager fresh out of the kingdom’s public education system, looks at the general like he is an ignoramus. The king eradicated poverty, housed the homeless, taught the ignorant, ended class exploitation by abolishing the nobility and imprisoning the corrupt, and established a highly respected guild of doctors that recently figured out how to cure the plague. There are no brigands because there is enough wealth for everyone to live comfortably; hiding in the woods and taking trinkets from people simply doesn’t make any sense for anyone but the desperate, and the people are not desperate. Evil is a weed, explains the teenager. It grows in cracked roads and crumbling houses and forgotten corners, rooted in indifference and watered by suffering. But the king demands that broken things be mended and suffering people be made well.

No evil lives in this kingdom, says the teenager. It starved to death before I was born.

broliloquy

Every once in a while, when I’m feeling down, I go and look at the notes on this post and they make me feel a lot better. This is the energy I want to carry into 2018.

thestarfishdancer

For those who need to carry it into 2019.

noctumsolis

And on to 2022

durnesque-esque

And into 2025

here’s to evil starving to death before the next generation is born writing tropes humans all-time favourite
pukicho

Anonymous asked:

erm… you’re still on twitter??

pukicho answered:

Yeah I mostly use it nowadays to tell AI-bros and Nazis to kill themselves.

pukicho

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This is the vibe I bring to THAT function

and also to check whether a tweet is real (ie if i can find the original tweet) or if it’s fake and therefore disinformation but definitely i do enjoy seeing folks on there clocking nazis and reporting them/community note-ing them until they deactivate twitter humans