ava in 21 for an anon (i added a beatrice)

Every word that starts with an N should have a silent G in front. Gnorway. Gnuclear. Gnervous system. Gnipples.

At some point my brain decided based on the word knee that body parts beginning with a n sound should have a silent k (particularly the word neck) so I am against gnipples wholeheartedly, it should clearly be knipples!

How about a compromise? Gn words and kn words get switched. So now it’s gneecaps and gnowledge, but it’s also knome and Knosticism.

the problem with this is that it doesn’t account for the original dilemma, which was gnipples vs. knipples 

I, for one, think it should be pnipples, like pneumonia 

Okay, but what about mnipples, like ‘mnemonic’?

Gkpmnipples (pronounced “nipples”)

This is the kind of content I remain for. (and y'all provide on the regular, I love you)

Female presenting gkpmnipples

what the fuck are you people doing, trying to invent neo-french?

No, we’re inventing Gkpmneo-French

moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"

Trying to inflict psychic damage to a tumblr user is like trying to irradiate a cockroach, like it can be done, but the lethal dose is not safe for humans either

Besides the point, but you could always try physical damage?

You’re right Gomez, bring me the flail

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

I think...you might be right

what the fuck

— Brian Andreas

YELLOWJACKETS (2021-)

Funniest fandoms are where the fans are like, "I'm obsessed with this. I don't recommend it even slightly."

when tumblr shutdown scares happen and everyone starts promoting sites that are way worse and shut down quicker

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

YELLOWJACKETS 109. Doomcoming ➙ 307. Croak

There's something extremely depressing to me about how many people just don't want to get weird with female characters the way they do with male characters.

Like, I can kind of see why a lot of people feel weird about writing about bad things happening to female characters, but what it leads to is everyone putting female characters up on a shelf where you can admire them but you can't actually do anything interesting with them because that might be sexist or just make people feel bad. And I think that's actually a whole lot worse in the long run.

"Idiots to lovers" works best when the idiots in question are extremely intelligent

"I really felt, just as myself, like taking care of Van and saying goodbye to her, you know? So that was very real, like I didn't have to think about what kind of acting much I was doing that day to be honest. So that was like a huge part of it emotionally for me, was like, in filming that scene and in finishing it and thinking like: Okay, I did my best there, like I got her through it. Her being Van Palmer, like I got Van Palmer through it." — LIV HEWSON via Collider

"I don’t know if everybody knows this, but Liv was also improvising and often writing much of their own dialogue and really made this character into something that then became a viable person for me to come and inhabit as an adult character. So on that day when we took our little bow together, it felt very fitting that they started it, I continued it and now I hand it back to you." — LAUREN AMBROSE via The Hollywood Reporter

When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

#he wouldn't fucking say that but i'm getting kind of attached to the guy you invented who did say that

it's called the Switch 2 because you Switch 2 a cheaper hobby

hear me out…

“Hear me out” and it’s the most conventionally attractive alien father figure you’ve ever seen