When I see someone in a Tesla I don’t necessarily think “here’s a guy who loves Adolf Hitler” because they could have bought it several years ago before this stupid bullshit. However when I see a cyber truck I do think this.
(via samethyst)
Why does a man do what he mustn’t? For her. To be hers. To be the kind of man who would nev… To be a kind of man. And she shall look on him… With forgiveness. And everybody will forgive and love. He will be loved. So everything’s okay, right? Can we rest now? Buffy? Can we rest?
do not go gentle into that good night
be a bit of a bitch about it
(via samethyst)
It’s a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won’t be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It’s a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It’s a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don’t aim so high that you won’t be hitting anything!
(via somosinevitables)
WHY DOES POOB HAVE ME BLOCKED LMAO
poob DOESN’T have it for me. they’ve had ENOUGH of me
(via warcrimesimulator)
himbo this, bimbo that. in my day there was mambo, and there were five of them.
(via bob-belcher)
I don’t get emotional about literature much, but when I do, it’s over Jane Eyre’s ‘Do you think because I am poor, obscure, plain and little that I am soulless and heartless?’ speech. Charlotte Brontë wrote that for ugly girls everywhere.
#do you think i am an automaton? a machine without feelings? #and can bear to have my morsel of bread snatched from my lips? #and my drop of living water dashed from my cup? #do you think because i am poor obscure plain and little that i am soulless and heartless? #you think wrong! #i have as much soul as you and full as much heart #and if god had gifted me with some beauty and much wealth #i would make it as hard for you to leave me as it is for me to leave you #i am not talking to you through the medium of customs #or coventionalities or even of mortal flesh #it is my spirit that addresses your spirit #just as if we had both passed through the grave and we stood at god’s feet equal #as we are!
(via casthegrump)
#female artists are not responsible for your kids!
Britney Spears interviewed by Diane Sawyer (2003)
toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account:
fucking love when I’m on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say “and you’re coming with me” like. absolutely I am let’s go on an adventure I’ve been spirited away
(via disastorous-chaos)
littlegreenfag-deactivated20240:
I love grindr images like this, they’re so awesome sauced
How could you forget this classic?
i cant believe this one is missing
some gems from my own personal “grindr is a hellpit” collection
i think about this all the time
(via lascifrass)