Blonde Moment

ourmutualfriend:

When a girl asks “are you gay” and you’re trying to figure out if you’re gonna get hit on or ostracized for being gay

(via askmeifimadalek-deactivated2017)

incisedpottery:

Every one should go to bed. Let’s all go to bed and figure this out in the morning

(via anthonyamorim)

nuevayor:

blommowitch:

nuevayor:

*remembers im attracted to men* unfortunate 

if you feel like this you could be a lesbian.

I’m bisexual. I just find men unfortunate

(via spongebobssquarepants)

thebaronofthebells:

men in suits are so hot let me be your business you professional son of a bitch

(via askmeifimadalek-deactivated2017)

istudypirates:

malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

My favourite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call

(via askmeifimadalek-deactivated2017)

tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

(via askmeifimadalek-deactivated2017)

tapeduct:

My only constant is the black hair tie around my wrist. No mans gonna be there for me like this hair tie has. No ones presence is gonna b as reassuring

(via aislynncheyenne-deactivated2020)