Shouts & Murmurs
Realistic High-School-Yearbook Inscriptions
“You will read this once this afternoon and not again until you’re in your fifties, but, by that time, I will have already died, alone in my apartment, totally nude, except for my ankle monitor.”
Senior-Discount Disneyland
Get your coupons ready. Here comes Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride to the Urologist and the Tunnel of Nap.
Ava’s Life List
Spring is here, and with it sightings of the Great-Breasted Hausfrau, the Potbellied Galoot, and the Common Nanny.
Escape Rooms for Middle-Aged People
Work as a team as you and other dads chat about pro sports, college sports, kids (and their sports), while avoiding eye contact, politics, and any hint of vulnerability.
When It Gets Warm . . .
I will wear the perfect amount of sunscreen so that I don’t look like clown-faced Mark Zuckerberg on that surfboard or red-faced Mark Zuckerberg at a Senate hearing.
Our Mom-and-Pop Data Center
Mornin’, tech brothers and sisters! Come take a walk on our information super country road.
Schools to Root for After Your Bracket Fails
To keep March Madness interesting, why not go with your mom’s alma mater? Or the college with a celebrity’s kid?
Rolling Out Our New A.I. Tools
Internal memo: Meet our new suite of A.I.-optimized losers and douche bags. Although they are fully agentic, we’re sure they will annoy you in all the ways you’re accustomed to.