they found a small herd of unicorns in a hard-to-reach part of the Alps. the area was immediately blocked from human access and there’s a team of scientists observing the herd and documenting what they can. from analysis of collected unicorn poops, it looks like the unicorns are actually converting microplastics in their environment into usable magical energy. now the scientists throw them a plastic grocery bag full of styrofoam every week or so to help the younger ones grow up stronger.
a stray momma cat in Switzerland brought a 14 year old kid that had been feeding her to her home in an alley, where it was discovered she was raising a very young wild dragon with her kittens as one of her own. the dragon was carefully collected by animal control, and after a world-wide interest in the case, a very small population of dragons was discovered in a forest nearby. the group is big enough to breed, and more and more dragon sightings pop up in different countries all the time. one of the original animal shelter workers adopted the dragon and his whole cat family. they’re very happy in their new home and the cat momma grooms her dragon every day
they found a new species of sea serpent off the channel islands. it’s the color of beautiful kelp
I remember the first time I saw it, i stared at it for several minutes until I finally just started crying. It made me resolve to leave, and I turned in my resignation about a month later.
This is your reminder that if life keeps throwing you lemons you are not morally obligated to make lemonade from them. You can duck, or catch them in a trash can, or get a baseball bat and slam those fuckers into the stratosphere.
Just realised I never posted these outside of Discord, and I probably should, cuz someone asked for a reference in the comments. These are doodles of the creature!sif in scales and feathers, tails and tethers, which is a fanfic inspired by Chickinu’s drawings. I aimed to make this design more strange and creepy than my usual tastes because themes and by themes I mean It’s Gotta Make Sense For People To Be Scared Dang It.
(It’s almost been a year since I wrote it… people are still reading it… wow!)
yup, Isa is banned from picking cookies by loop 4, bonnie does not accept their snacks to be used for ‘gross flirting’. They change all the snacks options completely by loop 6
I actually had a scrapped comic (with one of the pages fully done! ) about Bonnie getting angry with Siffrin for always choosing the same food. (so different person to be angry at but similar sentiment)
I’ll leave it under 'read more’ cause I do like it still! but I decided Bonnie would have changed the snacks before this could happen, so the idea had reason to be scrapped.
They used to have the babysitter approach and let him lead but siffrin is… a handful, he shouldn’t be let loose, after a few loops everyone decides “we are not letting our VERY CURIOUS and VERY FAST low-level rogue poke around and keep dying” and so they don’t.
As for Siffrin’s self-steem being affected by being out of the loop! you hit the nail on the head, they are having a terrible time. I am doing a comic about it right now (it will probably be the very next comic I finish since i didn’t like how my wip for the pineapple comic turned out) so if you want to wait for it, i’ll leave the more in dept reply/ wip of a part of the comic, below.
Siffrin self-esteem is brutally beaten in this au.
Here are some Sif is Out AU exclusive equipable Memories.
Memories of In The Way! If equipped Mirabelle is able to give the killing blow when the king’s health is at the halfway mark! [Description once equipped: The king is an annoyance, not a threat.]
Memories of Pineapple. If equipped Bonnie can no longer heal or offer buffs in battle, they’ll only show up to attack. [Description once equipped: You killed him.]
Memory of Mutual Feelings. If equipped Isabeau won’t be able to gain experience but Siffrin will gain twice as much. [Description once equipped: You are loved!]
Memory of Liar: If equipped Odile will detect when Siffrin is lying (does not work with lies of omission). [Description once equipped: They are not fine.]
Memory of Home. If equipped, the time loop is broken. [Description once equipped: You feel real by their side. This is home.]