witch goddess
Evil, evil blog.

mellohirust:

mellohirust:

[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can’t I focus

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i just need to focus

Anonymous
sent a message:
Daddy im so horny . PLease help me

get-you-wet:

bitch im tryna survive a category 5 hurricane

dogmotif-deactivated20240505:

if you’re not obsessed with anything weird and niche please try harder. stop going outside for a while. consider getting weirder about the things you already like

nedlittle:

i went to the aquarium the other week and hand to god every single seahorse was pregnant. it was like ao3 in there

jumping-jackalope:

babygirl i have pdfs that even i don’t know about

lakevida:

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we went to bed at 6pm last night and whenever i woke up my brain would try to slowly reconstruct the phrasing and imagery of McDonald’s Honey Bustard Pickled Sea fuck meal and as soon as id get it right i would fall back asleep happened about a dozen times

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