!!NOT BATMAN!!

wonder twins

Short haired dc girlies my beloved ,,

you know we should have at least One AU where Kory is an illegal immigrant into the USA, and while Clark pass because he looks exactly human, kory isn’t. Just so I can see 18 yo Dick Grayson spinning one thousand lies and forging fake government files and “SHE HAVE EYE CONDITION SHE WAS BORN WITH IT” “that doesn’t look like any recognizable-“ “well CLEARLY she has it so maybe she is the first?? God forbid women be a first, Maybe we could let her pick the name???? Why are YOU doubting a poor helpless woman who have to live with this eye condition you dont have mercy in your heart??” then they say she is a meta human to explain her abilities ig

'Brother in arms' oh they were in each other's arms alright

I wonder if NASA and other space agencies in the DC universe pester the Green Lanterns for help

Like, they probably do that to Superman and Martian Manhunter too, but Clark and J’onn can at least say they don’t leave Earth very often (regardless of how true that statement may be for them). But the GLs can’t use that excuse because NASA knows they're the space cops

If the Justice League has contact information like a hotline or an email, you can bet your ass that NASA is blowing it up with stuff like "um excuse me mr. space policeman our rover got stuck on mars can you pwease dust her off so that her solar panels can work again??"

[smash cut to Hal in a maid dress cleaning Oppy with a construct of a feather duster]

the real dynamic duo

calmest peter parker evening (he dealt with everything before this dw)

GIFTOBER 2023

DAY THIRTY-ONE: FREE CHOICE

A timeline of DONALD GLOVER and MILES MORAELS

Obvious clarification that if you do not want to read comics you do not have to read comics but why when you suggest very neutrally that if you're into an adaption of a comic book, maybe it would be nice to read the source material do people act like you just shot their dog in front of them. It's picture books babe you should not be having this severe reaction to being suggested to read picture books.

MCU fans and Batfam fans when you suggest reading 32 pages of picture books every once in a while.

reverse gatekeeping. I am on my knees begging people to engage with the source material

I'm Cold, I am going to invent a team red comic run where I just make them as cold as me and also, you can't see it in the art, but I am also inflicting Matt Murdock with period cramps cause I also currently have those

I never got that into shifting but I am going to enter the timeline where we actually have comics😭 I just need to Focus Harder

*trying to flirt but unable to put together words in a normal way* Girl I Can Be Ur Minimap

this was so not worth crawling out of my grave for

Silly part two to this

He swears he would’ve gotten away with it if it weren’t for those meddling kids >:(

Bonus tired Bruce:

fun fact: one of my most favorite things in the world is Scooby Doo. you know what else is a group of 5 detectives that can and will thwart billionaires? I had to, you understand