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Are Pinky and the Brain still trying to take over the world? Because at this point, I'm willing to hear the Brain's platform.

At this point, I'm willing to hear Pinky's platform.

”you can just make an oc” you dont understand anything. the character needs to mutate naturally until unrecognizable. like all evolutionary processes it takes time. you can’t force it or it doesn’t take. you must endure weird ooc thematically discordant versions of a guy until they bud off into beautiful new life. have patience

"came back wrong" what about Came Back Afraid. You used to be brave. Too brave maybe, defying the odds at every turn, a fighter, cocky, playing with fire, first to throw yourself at the enemy. Until one day it all caught up to you. You came back, somehow, but now you know all too intimately how it feels to lose, to die, to be destroyed. Now you flinch and freeze and cower at the slightest provocation. Who even are you now if you can't be brave? The grave may have let you go, but the mortal fear still grips you tighter than ever.

If your goals basically amount to "after The Revolution everything will be great because people will all have the Good Ethics and work together in my Perfect System and the Evil People with Bad Morals and Bad Behaviour who are making this world bad will be gone (killed/imprisoned/exiled/all converted to agree with us when they see our Perfect System)" then that's just fascism. I hate to say it but you've put a gay socialist hat on fascism.

The MAGA people are still gonna be around in your Perfect System and a very large proportion of them are still gonna be Like That. We can discourage antisocial behaviour through laws and education and changing cultural norms, but if plans for future society involve [group I'm opposed to] magically not being part of it so the Good People can Do Things Right, well.

✨No Bad Guys Here✨ - how do you want to enforce that.

Honestly, I think this concept of The Revolution is to some leftists what Armageddon is to some Christians: an easy excuse to not try and grapple with difficult problems like hunger or poverty or injustice or climate, because any day now the Great Reckoning will come and wipe the slate clean.

#well you see america was founded on [original sin] which makes it irredeemable and any effort to improve it ultimately pointless#the only hope for salvation is to wait for [armageddon] to destroy it and cast down the unrighteous so the rest of us can [reach paradise]#voting for example is an act of interacting with and investing in this world which is too evil and tenporary to be worth it#not when The Great Reckoning is on its way to wipe the slate clean

@blujayonthewing you can't leave these in the tags

pitter patter putter patter *you look down and see this*

@clawfootboy​

I trust him

Okay but this is exactly what I love.

The above image is a historical artifact. Colima dog. It dates back to circa 100 BCE-300 CE. (x)

And, around two thousand years later it was originally shaped with care, painted with love, and adored… someone draws it. Draws it using a new technological device that allows modern people to shape things with care, paint with love, and even move them -on a screen, glowing.

And the said person decides to share it with the world. The whole world adores it.

I love the connection between past and today. We were humans back then, and we are still the same.

Cute dog :)

>"this land was uninhabitable desert before we came and fixed it!"

>look at the land

>inhabitants

This could mean so many different places its unbelievable.

I have a suggestion

Latvian photographer Gunārs Janaitis was just 14 years old when he secretly took this photo of train leaving for Siberia labour camps on 25th of March, 1949. The animal wagons carried people captured by Russian authorities. The deportations were based on allegations for being either: 1) a nationalist; 2) a kulak (Soviet term for a relatively wealthy farmer). On this day in 1949, 42 125 people were deported from Latvia: 13 248 families, 11 316 men, 19 822 women, 10 987 children. Almost all of the deportees (95%) were Latvians.

platonic third base: when you get to know someone well enough that they start making mortifyingly specific observations about you

a few columbo holding dog moments i’m obsessed with

POV: you're a eccentric, philandering millionaire and this schlubby little cigar hobbit in a trench coat is about to solve the fuck out of the murder you did.

It must be hard for Mrs. Columbo to be a fan of anything. Any time she's into a writer, a movie star, a TV show, her husband comes home and goes "You'll never guess who I met today at work!" and a couple of days later goes "You'll never guess who the murderer was."

oh god oh fuck I cast Petrify Columbo but I swear I didn’t think it was gonna work oh geez

That's all right. Sounds like an honest mistake.

Just one last thing though. If you just cast Petrify Columbo, how come his dog is petrified too?

[image 1: photo of the bronze columbo statue in budapest, hungary, seen from the chest up. his face shows his signature expression: a small smile with eyebrows furrowed. he is holding a cigar between his fingers and scratching his head.

image 2: fullbody photo of the statue where it stands on a sidewalk. in front of columbo is a matching bronze statue of his dog, a basset hound, looking up at him.]

This ambulance runs on treats

This ambulance runs on treats

fuck off

just fuck off

@staff

fuck off

just fuck off

@staff

every time some annoying prick from the usa says they're going to "europe" and doesn't specify which country they should be automatically banned from the whole continent. are you going to france or lithuania answer quickly i have a gun

when they say this they should be put in a town randomizer and spawn wherever it spits out. sorry you wanted to go to Amsterdam but you're stuck in (spins wheel) wait holy shit there's actually a village in France called Anus?

if you say you're going to europe I send you here

name a us state

Name an us state

oh you're both big mad, and i love that you've asked a my chemical romance blog to name a state in the usa like *clutching head in pain* mannnn augh im trying to think of one oof ow it hurts ouch how could i ever know the name of one us state waugh ow why would you make me do this ow ow ow owwww

People acting like "Oh but don't say youwant to go to the US without naming a state" don't understand

The cultural differences between Norway, Italy, and Czech is VERY different from the cultural differences between California, NY, and Florida.

Fuck the entire fucking language is different.

(Also a small part of Russia is in Europe.)

I'm not saying ALL OF THE UNITED STATES is the same. I mean, fuck. North California is very different culturally from South California alone.

But equating Texas to California isn't the same as equating Portugal to Lithuania.

-fae