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"I bought this before Elon went crazy" doesnt work on a cybertruck because anyone with half a brain knows they were the horsemen harrolding his crazy in the first place. you can't go around calling yourself a big boy if you're still latched onto the teat.
Reblog to make it die faster
Like to charge, reblog to cast.
“i almost got him to admit it the other night” always throws me through a loop. what do you mean by that? how did you accomplish that? what is going on in that apartment when we aren’t there to see it?
My contribution to the batman fandom today.
Are Pinky and the Brain still trying to take over the world? Because at this point, I'm willing to hear the Brain's platform.
At this point, I'm willing to hear Pinky's platform.
Obvious clarification that if you do not want to read comics you do not have to read comics but why when you suggest very neutrally that if you're into an adaption of a comic book, maybe it would be nice to read the source material do people act like you just shot their dog in front of them. It's picture books babe you should not be having this severe reaction to being suggested to read picture books.
MCU fans and Batfam fans when you suggest reading 32 pages of picture books every once in a while.
it's so funny how so many people claim that charlie isn't evil like the rest of the gang, just dumb. i will concede that there are levels of evil in the gang that fluctuate episode to episode and charlie is more often than not on the lower end of evilness, but he is still a terrible person. i blame this on charlie day being so goddamn likeable and cute cause almost whatever charlie kelly does seems endearing coming from him. he was torturing a man that he tied up in a basement and i was still like "awww but look, he's doing a little dance :)
