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RealityPales

  • joined Oct 25, 2012
  • last login Oct 29, 2012
  • posts 8
  • comments 237

More commonly known in gaming circles by my PSN name, HebrewHammer. Elsewhere, like YouTube and Twitter, they call me RealityPales. And hey - I was on that silly PlayStation Network series called The Tester, too! Oh, and I also have a pretty bad reputation over at Sucker Punch Productions for being the guy who leaked hours of inFamous 2 closed beta footage. Maybe you watched some of them? As of right now, they have amassed over 1,000,000 views on YouTube! I must have sold a few more copies, at least, right? Other than that, I live in Chicago and since this is Polygon, it goes without saying that I’m a bit of a video game industry enthusiast. I’ve been playing games since I could adequately maneuver my thumbs around a controller. And ever since, I’ve made it my priority to pursue a career in this industry because I just can’t imagine myself anywhere else.

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He's earned a break, I'd say.

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Fortunately for the little Polynaut, there was a hoverboard salesman just up the road!

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A town called Ravenholm.

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In November. I think starting with the Game Informer reveal on Nov. 8

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Once upon a time, there was a little Polynaut.

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A Polynaut Tale
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I never really understood the need to read after finishing this gem:

Everything else just pales in comparison

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Check out some unboxings on YouTube to get a good idea of what they look like as well as their size.

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There can be only one space marine:

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My familiarity with DOTA 2 is pretty embarrassing... But it's all I hear about from my devoted PC friends.

Am I missing out? What games are similar similar to it that I may have played?

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Take us for example. You don't see us counting to 1,000,000 anymore lol

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Me too. I think it's great to jump in from the beginning. I'm not sure what I was doing when Kotaku and Destructoid came into being.

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That was the impression I got from watching it.

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Thanks a bunch! I knew none of this, haha. And I'm with shawnw - I'd love to be able to track comments. That's really all Polygon needs in my opinion. Everything else is top notch.

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SICK! I'd be a-ok with that one.

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All of them look breathtaking. The Frontier for me - all those animals to hunt! I must have spent 80% of my time in Red Dead hunting and skinning.

Do we know where Connor's home is located? Or is it in it's own region, much like Montegori in AC2?

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I have a Taco Bell next to my GameStop as well!

CONSPIRACY

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I often hope for the best, but expect the worst. That way, I'm never disappointed.

With that in mind, give it some time. The trolls will come.

I LOVE the Polygon community at the moment though! I'm honored to call it home.

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Do you have the disc, or are you playing through Steam?

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We salute you sir! I really hope you get recognition for this.

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HAHA.