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02/08/2010

Skunk decor auction at Stinkers

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It's so difficult to find quality skunk decor these days. But Stinkers bar, Silver Lake's year-old truckstop-themed watering hole,  is closing up shop and undergoing a night- life metamorphosis. Tuesday, they'll be purging all of their stuffed skunk behinds (complete with billowing stink glands), CB radios, Burt Reynolds memorabilia and a Trans Am hood, among other ironically trashy items. Scoop up their castaways and boost your karma, as part of the proceeds benefit the Sante D'Or animal foundation, which helps critters have a longer life than that bar.

Stinkers Truck Stop, 2939 W. Sunset Blvd., Silver Lake, 8 p.m.; free

--Alie Ward

Photo credit: Ken Hively for The Los Angeles Times

02/05/2010

If Wes Anderson directed 'Spider-Man' ...

When idiosyncratic director Wes Anderson was rumored to be helming the "reboot" of the blockbuster "Spider-Man" franchise, most comic geek fanboy types scratched their heads in amazement. What would that be like?

Well, wonder no more, thanks to this pitch-perfect parody by Jeff Loveness that's making the viral video rounds of late.

-- Richard Metzger

02/05/2010

It's almost Valentine's Day, which means ... the rise of the zombies?

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Next weekend, local favorite Saint Motel will perform at the second annual "Valentine's Zombie Prom," but if you can't wait that long to get into your undead best, Gallery Nucleus in Alhambra is kicking off the holiday Saturday night with an exhibition titled "Zombies in Love" and a zombie walk.

Starting at 6:20 p.m., zombies will gather on the southeast corner of Main and Atlantic streets and proceed on to the gallery, where there will be music, giveaways, a best-costume competition and a gallery full of zombie-themed art.

Zombie culture has spread like, well, gangrene in the last few years, from blockbusters such as "28 Days Later" to bestsellers such as "World War Z." Now it's invading the official holiday for couples.

"The inspiration for the first Zombie Prom was mostly an alternative to the Hallmark invention of a holiday," said Saint Motel's AJ Jackson. "We wanted something that singles and couples could enjoy hand in hand."

The zombie-Valentine's Day connection might just be a modern reaction to a day that has been blasted as too saccharine sweet and too commercialized, but it's also a shout-out to people who just want to get down, "Thriller"-style.

"So many people out there really appreciate zombie culture," said Wade Buchanan of Gallery Nucleus. "We're trying to put a new spin on that character -- what if zombies have feelings and emotions?"

 If you're one of these zombie aficionados, or if you just like art and music, get out your fake blood, put on your tattered clothes and start shaking your ghoul thing this Valentine's Day.

"Zombies in Love," Gallery Nucleus, opening reception Saturday, Feb. 6, 7 p.m. The show runs through Feb. 22.

Saint Motel's second annual "Valentine's Zombie Prom," The Roxy, Saturday, Feb. 13, 8 p.m. 

-- Samantha Page

Image: The Bride and Groom (detail), Chris Lane. Credit: Gallery Nucleus

They Might Be Giants all weekend at Largo

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They Might Be Giants should change their moniker, because as far as we’re concerned they are indeed giants and have been for a very long time. They bill themselves as “installing and servicing melody since 1982,” which describes their brainy, playful alt-pop to a tee. Hot off their 2009 Grammy for best children’s album, TMBG are scheduled to perform two shows on both Saturday and Sunday; a 2 p.m. matinee for all ages, and an 8 p.m. show for ages 14 and over.


Largo, 366 N. La Cienega Blvd., $25 / 2 p.m. and 8 p.m. 

-- Ramie Becker

Photo credit: Jayme Thornton / Girlie Action

Roll up for the Magical Properties Tour: Beats, breaks and Bones at Echo/Echoplex

Tonight's hotbed of musical activity is centered near Echo Park, where hipsters and tech heads alike will be hunkering down at the Echo/Echoplex compound. First, down below on Glendale Boulevard, it's the Magical Properties Tour. Fans of experimental electronic music: This night is sure to be your personal nirvana. First there's Daedelus, practically a household name for followers of indietronica. When's he not carefully crafting his own blissful soundscapes, or pioneering live performance techniques, this Santa Monica native collaborates with Adventure Time, the Long Lost and Busdriver.

Then, there's up-and coming artist Nosaj Thing. Jason (it's Nosaj reversed!) Chung's electronic music hits a sweet spot on many levels. It's cerebrally stimulating, yet infectiously funky and completely danceable at the same time. Rounding out the show is local duo Jogger, who've been recently named one of URB's "100 Artists to Watch." Dub Lab's Frosty will also be on hand to add some boundary-pushing beats to the mix.

Echoplex, 1154 Glendale Blvd., $15 / 8:30 p.m.

Meanwhile, upstairs at the Echo ...

Move over M.I.A.; there’s a new girl from London Town. Ebony Bones is a bright splash of color and sound from her post-punk boots to her Mardi Gras hair. Think Lady Gaga meets a Technicolor Josephine Baker -- a force that could very well set the music biz on fire.

The Echo, 1822 W. Sunset Blvd., $10 / 8:30 p.m.


Also tonight:

Rhett Miller, Leslie and the Badgers @ Troubadour, 8 p.m.

Emily Wells & Portland Cello Project @ Largo, 8:30 p.m. 

Vivian Girls @ Detroit Bar, 9 p.m.

-- Ramie Becker

Super Bowl Sunday runs in Redondo Beach

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Super Bowl Sunday is our nation's unofficial holiday celebrating snack foods, television commercials and wizened rock stars wheezing through halftime specials. But before you stuff your gut with corn chips, consider a morning jog past the Pacific Ocean at Redondo Beach's Super Bowl Sunday 5k or 10k race, which offers not only cardio but also a costume contest and a beer garden at the finish line. Plus, it starts at dawn, leaving you the rest of the day to watch the game and fall asleep face-first in a bowl of nacho sauce.

Redondo Beach Seaside Lagoon, 200 Portofino Way, Redondo Beach; 6 a.m.; $30 registration at www.redondo10k.com

--Alie Ward

Photo credit: Elizabeth Dalziel/AP

Victor Castillo and Miss Van at Merry Karnowsky Gallery

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Sausage-nosed children and pensive barnyard animals, together at last. Merry Karnowsky Gallery, always a purveyor of off-beat, lowbrow art, hosts a two-person show with work from Barcelona-based artists Victor Castillo and graffiti queen Miss Van, originally from France. Chilean-born Castillo creates gloomy, dream world cartoons with hotdog-featured protagonists, while Miss Van paints smoky, loosely rendered portraits of doll-faced women in livestock masks. Sounds creepy? That's kind of the point.

Merry Karnowsky Gallery, 170 S. La Brea Ave.; 8-11 p.m.; free

--Alie Ward

Image: Miss Van, She-Wolf 3, 2010. Acrylic on wood. Courtesy Merry Karnowsky Gallery.

Brand X Files: BBC's mega Doctor Who auction. Tea party's dubious start. EMI loses $2.7 billion

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BBC is holding a mega Doctor Who auction: If you ever wanted a Dalek of your very own, now's your chance, fanboy! Costumes worn by Kylie Minogue, Billie Piper and David Tennant going under the hammer. (Bonhams)

Massive Attack release first album in seven years: Heligoland, group's fifth album seen as return to form for influential musicians. (Guardian)

Turkish girl, 16, buried alive for talking to boys: "Honor" killings in Turkey account for half of  the country's murders. (Guardian)

'Anonymous' pledge to fight Scientologist efforts in Haiti: Prompted, apparently, by a fawning "Today" piece on Scientologists in Haiti, group says it intends to act. (Gawker)

Record company EMI reports an annual pretax loss of $2.7 billion: "One of the biggest ever losses on a private equity investment." Every single cent of one investor's equity has been wiped out. Citigroup is sued. (BBC)

The first reviews of polarizing director M. Night Shyamalan's 'The Last Airbender' are in: No surprises here, they are wildly divergent in their opinions of action fantasy flick. (AICN)

Tea party convention gets off to a dubious start: Race-baiting speech by anti-immigrant ex-Rep. Tom Tancredo says "Civics, Literacy Test" would have foiled Obama's election; "Cult of Multiculturalism" to blame. Rips into John McCain as well. (ABC News)

-- Richard Metzger

Photo: David Tennant, TV's former "Doctor Who." Credit: BBC

02/04/2010

L.A.'s new night life power team?


"We're taking seedy old dive bars and cleaning them up," says Mark Houston, who along with his twin brother, Jonnie, has started a budding night life business. In August, they revamped Hollywood's Piano Bar from a shady dive into a New Orleans-style bar bursting with energy, thanks in part to free blues and barbecue on Sundays. And on Tuesday they unveiled La Descarga, a Cuban bar so authentic, it's like stepping into a time machine and landing in old Havana.

To help fulfill their vision, the twins brought on Steve Livigni, one of L.A.'s most respected barmen. Before coming on board, Livigni was general manager at the Doheny, a membership-only bar that specializes in artisanal cocktails, and before that he worked at the Four Seasons. As GM of La Descarga, he hit the ground running, working with buzzed-about cocktail consultant Pablo Moix to create the bar's drinks: daiquiris, swizzles and the sinful  Bad Spaniard made with Cruzan Blackstrap Rum, Amaro Averna, sweetened condensed milk, one whole egg yolk and cinnamon.

In May, the twins plan to open a '60s-inspired manor in the former Forty Deuce space. They also have plans to revamp Hollywood's Stone Bar. With an eye for authenticity and an inclusive cocktail culture, they might be a new power team in L.A. night life.

Read the full story here.

For a pictorial, check out our sister pub, Los Angeles Times Magazine.

-- Alexandra Le Tellier

For when you care enough to send the very best: SVU Valentine's Day cards

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If you find yourself looking for unusual Valentine's Day cards, look no further, because pop culture-obsessed artist Brandon Bird has come up with what are probably the most unusual valentines you are likely to find -- ever! Yup, the kitschmeister supreme responsible for the classic painting "No One Wants to Play Sega with Harrison Ford" has done it again with: SVU Valentine's Day cards, or, as Brandon prefers, "Saint Victims Unit" cards.

Nuthin' says lovin' like a DNA specimen jar or a spiteful Fred Thompson scowl, are you with me? And what's more, there are high-res versions you can download and print out yourself that are 100% free on his blog.

-- Richard Metzger

P.S.: When you visit his website, do not miss the "Letters to Walken" section documenting an art project of Bird's that saw schoolchildren writing their annual Christmas letters to ... Christopher Walken.

Image credit: Brandon Bird

MTV hoping bigger is better with 'The Hard Times of RJ Berger'

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Can a well-endowed teen make MTV hot again?

The youth-obsessed cable network, seeking to stem a years-long ratings slide, thinks it has found just the thing to get back on track: "The Hard Times of RJ Berger," a scripted comedy about a boy with an, um, anatomical "gift."

The show, billed as a cross between "The Wonder Years" and the R-rated comedy "Superbad," is a raunchy coming-of-age tale about a nerdy teen who achieves notoriety among his high school peers when they discover that he has a rather large penis.

"Hard Times" marks MTV's break from reality TV, which has dominated the channel in recent years. Although MTV pioneered the format with  shows such as "The Real World" -- and party-hopping Italian Americans in "Jersey Shore" have proved to be a sleeper hit -- the channel needs to make one of its periodic attempts to re- invent itself, according to industry executives.

"Having lived on a smorgasbord of reality TV, they can't just serve up Jell-O. It has to be spicy," said Brent Poer, managing director of the West Coast offices of the ad-buying firm MediaVest. "It has to make viewers sit up and say, 'There goes MTV, breaking all the rules.' "

But if controversy is what it will take for MTV to regain momentum, it may need a big dollop of it. The network's viewership has sunk over the last few years, and its average rating at 10 p.m. -- when MTV premieres new episodes of its shows -- fell 18% to 801,000 viewers in 2009 from a year earlier, among the channel's core 12- to 34-year-old viewers.

As a result of the audience erosion, MTV is no longer a must-buy for advertisers seeking young audiences, said Carrie Drinkwater, senior vice president and group account director at the ad-buying firm MPG. The network hopes the show will change that.

"Hard Times" is the capstone of two years of development efforts by MTV General Manager Stephen Friedman, an MTV Networks veteran who was promoted to the channel's top post in 2008. "For me, [the show] speaks to where we need to go as a network," he said. "It's smart, refreshingly candid and really captures what our audience wants: a nuanced, multilayered portrayal of their lives."

The idea for the series was hatched three years ago by Seth Grahame-Smith and producer David Katzenberg, who produced the short film that  the show was based on, "The Tale of RJ," as well as "Clark and Michael," the CBS Web series starring Michael Cera.

"For all the raunchy jokes and sexually explicit situations RJ finds himself in, we actually do try to have him do the right thing," Grahame-Smith said. "It's just a noisy way to do a story about growing up."

He said the hook may be brash, but like HBO's similarly premised "Hung," "it's not a show about his penis. Episodes 2 and 3 have nothing to do with his penis."

"Hard Times" will air in the summer, MTV's peak season, with another high-profile scripted series launch: "Warren the Ape," which revives pompous, drunk, D-list celebrity puppet Warren "The Ape" Demontague; the foul-mouthed character first appeared on the 2002 Fox series "Greg the Bunny."

"Getting into scripted shows is an important piece of the puzzle," said Tony DiSanto, MTV's programming chief. "The key to MTV's success is not getting too homogenized and moving too much in one direction."

Although reality shows won't disappear from MTV any time soon, the network now has about 20 scripted shows in development. They include a U.S. version of the gritty British teen drama "Skins," a series from producer Tommy Lynch titled "Normal" that is centered on a teen who inadvertently becomes a drug dealer when he tries to overcome addiction to prescription drugs, and a "Groundhog Day"-style show starring Emma Roberts as a girl forced to relive the day before she turns 16.

"Reinvention for us is necessary," Friedman said. "It's critical we let go of audiences as they age up. The millennial audience is savvier than ever, so they have higher expectations for what they consume."

--Denise Martin

Photo: Actors Paul Iacono, left, as RJ Berger, and Shea Curry, as Jenni the babysitter, dance in a party scene on the set of MTV's "The Hard Times of RJ Berger" in Tarzana December 16, 2009. Brian Vander Brug/Los Angeles Times.

'Never Ending Story' exhibit at Royal/T

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If you find most art openings lacking in the "free absinthe" department, tonight's "Never Ending Story" event at Royal/T is perfect for you. Work by world-renowned artists such as Cindy Sherman, Yayoi Kusama, Louise Bourgeois and Seonna Hong -- on exhibit through August -- explores the notions of fairy tales, fantasy and obsession. Tonight's opening festivities are "Alice in Wonderland"-brand crazy with "Eat me" cupcakes, servers in themed cosplay, gift bags, DJs, absinthe cocktails, a jewelry trunk show by Kimora Lee Simmons and fashions by Jared Gold. Meet you down the rabbit hole.

Royal/T, 8910 Washington Blvd., Culver City; 6-11 p.m.; free

--Alie Ward

Image: Yayoi Kusama's "Nets Obsession" part of the "Never Ending Story" exhibit at Royal/T

Mia Doi Todd's 'Open Your Heart' video by Michel Gondry

We posted about the premiere of quirky French director Michel Gondry's new music video "Open Your Heart" for L.A.-based musician Mia Doi Todd at the Hammer Museum in December, and now it's online for your viewing pleasure. It's shot in various Los Angeles locations with a small army of extras.

Wonderful, yes, in that signature Gondry style, and colorful too. Make that muy colorful.

-- Richard Metzger

Seed Bomb Bar Crawl With L.A. Guerrilla Gardeners

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Spending the evening dropping bombs with guerrillas sounds risky. But the L.A. Guerrilla Gardeners' Seed Bomb Bar Crawl actually combats trash and barren landscapes with floral ammunition. Join their mob of green-thumbed do-gooders and hop on the Metro Red Line to plant and beautify the areas near stations from North Hollywood to downtown. Seed bombs will be launched, succulents tucked into soil, garbage tossed and brews consumed at Casey's Bar at the end of the night. Bonus: Everyone plans to wear prom attire. We love these people.

Friday Feb. 5, North Hollywood Metro Station, Lankershim and Chandler boulevards, North Hollywood; 6:30 p.m.; Twitter.com/guerrillagarden

--Alie Ward

Photo: Commuters board a train at the 7th Street/Metro Center station by Brian Vander Brug for the Los Angeles Times.

Brand X Files: 'Botox in a bottle.' Wall St.'s real-life 'Fight Club.' No mandatory condoms in porn, L.A. County says.

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Rise and shine, Los Angeles and feast your eyes on your Brand X roundup of news you can use ... exactly for what I don't know, but here it is:

Los Angeles County declines to force condom use in porn films: Too difficult to implement. (Los Angeles Times)

Welcome to Carlyfornia: Most amazingly comical moments of Carly Fiorina's awful attack ad. (Valleywag)

James O'Keefe's race problem: Right-wing video propagandist, facing federal charges for interfering with the phone lines of a U.S. senator's office, manned literature table at a "gathering that brought together anti-Semites, professional racists and proponents of Aryanism." (Salon)

Australian band Men at Work copied flute melody in its '80s hit "Down Under" from children's song "Kookaburra Sits in the Old Gum Tree": Owe publisher years of royalties, a court ruled. (Guardian)

Take life a lil' easier, baby: Gorilla toddler pictured "kicking back" in human-like pose. (Telegraph)

Wall Street's real-life "Fight Club": Bankers, brokers take up mixed martial arts. (Bloomberg)

Miley Cyrus' 9-year-old sister launches risqué clothing line for preteens. (Daily Mail)

AC/DC's Brian Johnson says Bono should do charity work in private: "I'm sorry mate, do it yourself, spend some of your own money and get it done." (Huffington Post)

Botox in a bottle: The $200 moisturizer that promises to freeze time by mimicking the paralyzing effects of snake venom. Kate Moss, Posh Spice and Katie Holmes said to be fans. (Daily Mail)

-- Richard Metzger

Photo: Brad Pitt, center, stars as Tyler Durden in "Fight Club." Credit: Merrick Morton / 20th Century Fox
02/03/2010

Yoga in the Sky

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What does it take for you to chill out? Candlelight? Gazing out a window? Meditative exercise? Booze? If you answered "all of those, dude," we have your Wednesday night booked. Ascend to the penthouse of Evo lofts downtown for a candlelit yoga session from a Zen Fitness instructor followed by wine tasting, all while perched 24 stories above a glimmering vista.

Warning: You might become so relaxed that you'll require a gurney to get home.

EVO Luxury Residences, 1155 S. Grand Ave., Penthouse 2304, downtown L.A.; 6:30 p.m.; free; RSVP to yoga@thinkpublic relations.com

--Alie Ward

Photo courtesy Think Public Relations

LACMA's art harvest

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"No one treats us like we're kooky anymore," says Matias Viegener, co-founder of the L.A.-based art collective Fallen Fruit.

Fallen Fruit was conceived in 2004 by Viegener and fellow Silver Lake artists David Burns and Austin Young as an art project to map fruit growing in public spaces, with the message that one person's yard waste is another's dinner. Over the last five years, public interest in the project has grown steeply as sustainable food sources and frugality have come increasingly into fashion. The three artists started by hand drawing neighborhood maps studded with fruit trees, posting them on their website and leading tours past branches overburdened with fruit, meeting neighbors and harvesting excesses along the way.

"Now we seem really pragmatic," Viegener says, laughing. "It's nice."

The collective -- which they're quick to point out isn't a nonprofit organization but rather an ongoing art collaboration -- has since staged countless events including jam-making sessions at galleries, a South American residency to examine fruit farming, and a compelling and cheeky interactive banana exhibit at Los Angeles Contemporary Exhibitions last summer.

But this year, they're tackling LACMA. Participating in Machine Project's 2008 "A Field Guide to LACMA" exhibit sparked talks with the museum to create EATLACMA, Fallen Fruit's nine-month series of events kicking off this weekend with tree adoptions, followed by lectures, tours, artist-curated gardens and food-themed art installations.

"All of our projects involve fruit, but EATLACMA examines food in general," Viegener says. "The art of the table, the center piece, even dinner music; food is a very primal form of culture because it connects us."

 "It's central to everyone's lives," adds LACMA curator Michele Urton.

EATLACMA will commence with two tree giveaways this weekend: One at Watts Towers on Saturday and another at LACMA on Sunday. Fallen Fruit will distribute trees that will one day bear peaches, nectarines, apples, tangerines and plums to anyone willing to plant them in public space or "on the perimeter." That term, used often in Fallen Fruit discourse, refers to the edges of property lines, where branches overhang into public space and the excesses can easily and legally be shared by the community.

"The message is: If everyone planted a fruit tree in a public space, it would change the city," says Fallen Fruit co-founder David Burns. "It would change our relationship to the city, it would change our children's relationship to it."

Recipients sign a form pledging to care for their new tree and keep the collective updated. The progress of the tree is tracked, becoming a part of Fallen Fruit's overall art project.

EATLACMA continues in March, when several artist-curated gardens will take root on the LACMA campus. Plans include a hanging garden of bitter melons, tomato yards and a fountain filled with live tilapia, which will be collected  and cooked for a fish tacos-meets-art event. The artists will also organize events and tours throughout the course of the year, with each garden intended to create a "unique conversation," says Burns.

On June 27, the collective will unveil "The Fruit of LACMA," an exhibit representing a veritable harvest of food-related art from LACMA's permanent collection. More than 50 works, including decorative art, classical paintings and even Harold E. Edgerton's iconic "Shooting the Apple" photograph, will serve to examine how humans interact with food on various levels.

Fallen Fruit is also creating its own multimedia assemblage. "We already knew how much food there is in art," says Viegener, "but we never see anyone eating."

They'll be soliciting video submissions of strangers dining, described by Burns simply as "sixty seconds, head and shoulders, food in the face." The user-submitted footage will become a montage, screened on a loop.

"It's a great way for people to say,  'Oh, my work's up at LACMA. That's my self portrait!,' " Burns says. They're hoping to collect submissions from different corners of the globe.

EATLACMA will also include a jam-making session and a summertime event dubbed "Salsa Salsa," which delivers a one-two punch of tomato harvesting for pico de gallo, alongside Latin dance instruction.

The series concludes in November with "Let Them Eat LACMA," as food from the various gardens will be put to practical use.

 "For the final aspect, the public gets to eat the art," says Fallen Fruit co-founder Young.

With exhibits that grow and unfold over the course of the year, Fallen Fruit and LACMA hope to draw art lovers, environmentalists and curious foodies into settings that otherwise might not bring them together.

"What we're excited about is not just the offshoot conversations about public space and sustainability and carbon footprints," says Burns. "But it's also the fact that one of the things we love to do is make jam with people we don't know."

--Alie Ward

Michele Urton, curator at LACMA, with from left to right- David Burns, Austin Young, and Matias Viegener, of the art/activist collective Fallen Fruit, on the grounds of LACMA on January 29, 2010. Mel Melcon/Los Angeles Times.

East(side) vs. West(side): Nomo and Prefuse 73 play opposite ends of the city tonight

Tonight in concertopia, East and West L.A. are both holding down the fort. Over on the Eastside, Spaceland welcomes back this nine-piece afro-beat outfit from Ann Arbor, Mich. Nomo has been creating a steady buzz for itself because of its fresh and creative approach to the genre. Its horn-heavy sound appeals to indie, pop and NPR fans while staying true to the group's funky Fela Kuti roots.

And, over yonder (a.k.a. west of La Brea), there's an evening of future-forward beats headed up by Prefuse 73, the brainchild of hip-hop producer and IDM frontiersman Scott Herren. Supporting him is the Gaslamp Killer, whose eclectic style includes dub-step and left-field breaks, and VOICEs VOICEs, L.A.'s own sound experimentalist duo.

Nomo@ Spaceland, 1717 Silver Lake Blvd., $12 / 8 p.m., (323) 661-4380

Prefuse 73@ Troubadour, 9081 Santa Monica Blvd., $15 / 8 p.m., (310) 276-6168

— Ramie Becker

Back to back Besson: 'From Paris With Love' and 'District 13: Ultimatum'

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Back in the '80s, it seemed like every teen comedy was written, produced and/or directed by John Hughes. The man was so prolific he became a sort of one-man studio.

French filmmaker Luc Besson ("La Femme Nikita," "The Fifth Element") is John Hughes on steroids . . . in two senses. He's even more prolific, and his specialty is adrenaline-pumping action movies. As writer/producer, he's churned out more than 50 films in the decade since he (more or less) stopped directing after the failure of his Joan of Arc biopic. His output is so huge that there are two Besson productions opening on L.A. screens this week: "From Paris With Love" and "District 13: Ultimatum."

The latter is a sequel to the terrific "District B13," released here in 2006. (The superfluous "B" has been dropped.) The film opens with the final scenes of its predecessor before leaping into a story that is, at best, a variation of the original. Leito (David Belle) and Damien (Cyril Raffaelli) have to team up again to stop evil government types from nuking Leito's crime-riddled neighborhood.

That Besson's screenplay seems almost computer-generated isn't really a problem. The story's sole function is to provide an excuse for dazzling action scenes in the Jackie Chan mode -- which are again handily worth the ride. Belle -- billed as the inventor of parkour -- again choreographs thrilling chases in that style; and Raffaelli has come with inventive fights, the cleverest of which has him fending off attackers with a picture frame . . . without scratching the priceless Van Gogh it holds.

The movie may be more of the same, but "the same" was great enough the first time that this is hardly a sin.

Meanwhile, just down the multiplex corridor, you'll find "From Paris With Love," which -- just to confuse things -- is not only based on a story by Besson, but is helmed by Pierre Morel, who made his directorial debut with "District B13" (non-Ultimatum edition). Jonathan Rhys Meyers ("The Tudors," "Match Point") plays James Reese, an assistant to the American ambassador in Paris. He moonlights for the C.I.A., doing petty assignments, while hoping to get a shot at the espionage big leagues.

He gets that shot (and gets shot at -- a lot) when he's partnered with veteran operative Charlie Wax (John Travolta), who has flown into Paris on an assignment to . . . well, he keeps changing his story about that, which makes Reese nervous and suspicious.

It doesn't help that Wax is so conspicuous. With his shaved head, loud mouth and trigger finger, he looks and acts like a coked-up biker gone bad.

The action sequences here are little like those in Morel's first film, suggesting Belle and Raffaelli are the auteurial spirits behind the "District 13" films. The shoot-'em-ups are closer to those in Morel's 2009 hit "Taken."

There's one way in which "Paris" beats "D13:U": It's much funnier. The script has more (and far better) wisecracks and Travolta happily chews the scenery. He seems to be having a dandy time, and you probably will too.

--Andy Klein

Photo: John Travolta, Melissa Mars and Jonathan Rhys Meyers, from left, in "From Paris With Love";credit Rico Torres/Lionsgate Pictures.

Michael Voltaggio makes molecular Super Bowl hot wings

Whether you’re a football fanatic or just watch the Super Bowl for the billion-dollar blitz of commercials, game day is all about good eats. With a knack for the scientific and the spectacular, Top Chef champion Michael Voltaggio brings the competition into the kitchen with his molecular riff on the classic buffalo wing. 

Surrounded by billowing clouds of liquid nitrogen, he simulates the effect of a nifty gadget called the anti-griddle, cooling a disk of blue cheese to minus 200 degrees. The disk tops deboned chicken, which is cooked confit in a madras curry mixture and placed over a smooth celery root puree. This recipe won him an elimination challenge in Vegas and is sure to be more of a showstopper than the halftime performance itself.

See recipe and photos of Voltaggio and his hot wings after the jump >>>

--Krista Simmons

Video: Myung Chun

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Zooey Deschanel to play famed groupie for HBO. Michelle Bachmann invents new paranoia. What's a college degree worth?

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Cleanliness and godliness:
Are kosher and halal meats better for your health or for the planet than regular meat? (Slate)

Faddy food: Sichuan buttons, the flowers that electrocute your mouth. Sichuan button will zap your tongue like a battery -- and that's got some chefs buzzing  (Salon)

Toyota now hit by Prius brake complaints: Defective brakes come amid massive global recall over faulty accelerators in other models; shares plunge (Globe & Mail)

Rep. Michelle Bachmann invents a new paranoia: Claims critics of the Democrats’ heathcare plan could be denied coverage, citing an unnamed Japanese man who supposedly approached her in Washington. Why not? (Crooks and Liars)

File-sharing scam hits Twitter: Twitter has identified a scheme that uses compromised file-sharing sites to steal the log on information of users. (BBC News)

Jenny Sanford: Husband Refused to Be Faithful in Wedding Vows: S.C. First Lady Tells Barbara Walters, 'I thought he loved me in his own way, which is not a warm, bubbly way.'  Not in a soul-matey kinda way, is what we think she means... (ABC News)

Girl Together Outrageously: Quirky actress Zooey Deschanel will play famed 60s "groupie" Pamela Des Barres for HBO (Deadline Hollywood)

France refuses a citizenship over burka: The French government has refused to grant citizenship to a foreign national on the grounds that he forced his wife to wear the full Islamic veil. (BBC News)

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The day the music died: Buddy Holly plane crash—50 years later (AOPA Online)

--Richard Metzger

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02/02/2010

Wu-Tang Clan meets the Fab Four in remix album -- and it's all good

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When Danger Mouse released "The Grey Album," his notorious -- and quite illegal -- mashup of Beatles tunes and Jay-Z's a cappella wordplay in 2004, EMI Records immediately issued a cease and desist order. The album became a cause célèbre, with "information wants to be free" types providing download links and seeding torrent files all over the Internet. Take that, EMI!

Cut to 2010 and the mashups genre has a pretty well-established presence on the Web and, well... yawn. Who cares, right? Most mashups are clunky ear-bleeders, better read about than listened to, the main joke being, "Hey, I remixed Patsy Cline with Black Sabbath" or whatever. Amusing? Kinda of, in a very last decade sort of way, but do you actually want to listen to it?

So we were surprised when a 28-year-old Englishman named Tom Caruana decided to take some Wu-Tang Clan raps and painstakingly construct a new mashup using Beatles samples on "Enter the Magical Mystery Chambers." And what's even more surprising than his flagrant flaunting of EMI's copyrights is that the mashups are really good! If Wu-Tang's resident geniuses ever decided to delve into the Beatles catalog instead of soul obscurities for inspiration, this is the album they might have come up with. While most mashups sound like Frankenstein monsters created in Pro Tools, this one sounds less like a mashup and more like an actual Wu-Tang Clan record that uses Beatles samples. You can hear the Beatles, clearly, in the mixes (as well as Beatles songs covered by orchestras and "easy listening" combos) but it's more covert than overt in this case.

As La Stampa, the Italian newspaper has wryly reported, Caruana's elaborate Wu-Tang/Beatles mashup has been downloaded three times faster than Ringo Starr's new record has on iTunes. Wu-Tang Clan's Raekwon has even mentioned the project with approval on his Twitter account.

-- Richard Metzger

Image: A visual mash-up of the Beatles and the Wu-Tang Clan done by Logan Walters. Used with permission.

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