| j e r k b e a s t | jerkbeast1
(j�rk'b��st): n : a loud-mouthed motor scooter riding character from a
Seattle public access show of the same name. Slang. A rude, convulsively twitching, spasmodic, brutal, contemptible person. |
| Misc. | Video | Aired | Description | |
| (season 2 - 2002) | ||||
| NEW | stream | 9-25 | Someone entered the studio, attacked Benny, there was a scuffle then the studio was empty. Strange. | |
| 9-18 | coming | |||
| 9-11 | coming | |||
| 9-4 | coming | |||
| stream | 8-28 | FEEDBACK.... how much feedback does it take to drive everyone insane?? Just enough. | ||
| 8-21 | coming | |||
| 8-14 | coming | |||
| 8-7 | coming | |||
| 7-31 | Verbal Abuse plays -- amazing! video coming soon. coming | |||
| 7-24 | re-run (Best of Part 2) coming | |||
| stream | 7-17 | minus Benny, Plus Steve Airport, Jerkbeast draws pictures, and screener footage of Jerkbeast the movie. | ||
| stream | 7-10 | A panel of experts join the show, one of which is a sock-puppet!? | ||
| (coming) | 7-3 | (pre-recorded) Best of Jerkbeast II | ||
| stream | 6-26 | Dead Low Tide plays live, second camera operation by your's truly, the second song has no sound, just callers(?!) | ||
| stream | 6-19 | Chicken Bitch | ||
| stream | 6-12 | rooster boy (who is actually a girl) makes a robot dildo while a topless guy walks around and the lost Ramone sits in. | ||
| stream | 6-5 | Wendy (in Jerkbeast panties) puts the guys to the ultimate test with a SPELLING BEE! D I L D O | ||
| stream | 5-29 | I think the callers are trying to take over... Cock sucking psychic nazis who work at Taco Bell??? | ||
| stream | 5-22 | Contains kissing, blow jobs, and a hairy chested man wearing women's 'unmentionables'. Not for the faint hearted. | ||
| (coming) | 5-15 | Went to the studio to shoot some behind the scenes bullshit... computer didn't record. (coming soon... see NEWS below) | ||
| (coming) | 5-8 | I was sick this day so I totally missed the show. (coming soon... see NEWS below) | ||
| stream | 5-1 | The return of Fuck Tooth! More Iron Maiden trivia, E.L.O., and dancing turd-dumplings? | ||
| stream | 4-24 | Marty becomes a crystal ball. This is a great episode! Visualize world cheese. | ||
| 4-18 | (missing) | |||
| stream | 4-11 | This is the birth of the "Hello" song. | ||
| 20meg | 4-3 | Season 2, Episode 1 -- This return episode is the worst one ever! YEAH!!!! Plus, Fucktooth spouting off about his girlfriend having no ears. | ||
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(season 1 - 2001) |
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| stream | 9-28 | What do you get when you stab a baby in the head??? A BONER!!!! This is the last episode. Jerkbeast freaks out, takes his head off and leaves the show swearing to never do it again. | ||
| stream | 9-21 | Due to technical problems, you have to listen to the guys act like [gasp!] themselves! They didn't know the audio was being broadcasted | ||
| 9-14 | See "Afronauts" below | |||
| stream | 9-7 | Jerkbeast hacks up a lung?? | ||
| stream | 8-31 | A show without Benny. Find out what they do with his cape while he's gone. | ||
| stream | 8-24 | Friends of the show bring thier own camera on the set. Click HERE and HERE to see what they got on tape! | ||
| stream | 8-17 | Random Nazi vs. the Koolaid Guy. | ||
| stream | 8-10 | Lita Ford... You can autograph Marty's ass with your own freakin' brain fluid! | ||
| stream | 8-3 | BEST OF JERKBEAST - clips from previous shows. | ||
| stream | 7-27 | Benny's blue helmet / Jerkbeast's fucked up eye. | ||
| stream | 7-21 | "If a guy can eat an entire airplane, then you can fit a shirt up your vagina!" | ||
| stream | 7-14 | This is the show where someone sticks their butthole up to the window of the studio. | ||
| stream | 7-7 | "Why don't you drink my liquid shit?!" "I want your pants!"+ | ||
| stream | 6-29 | The MUMMY episode - the phone is broke for half the show. Jerkbeast can't stop wiping his ass. Ends with a heart-touching moment. | ||
| (coming) | 6-22 | Graceful Chaos plays "Axe Attack", "Wall of Thunder", "Fight Back", and more horrible crap in between calls. | ||
| stream | 6-15 | NINE people in one tiny studio... "I've got a zucchini in my pants!", Iron Maiden closes out the show. (same ppl as below) | ||
| 6-8 | (missing) | |||
| stream | 6-1 | Timothy Blowjob sits in back twitching. Swamp Buggy Races 2006. Kelly and her dad call the show after bedtime. | ||
| stream | 5-21 | Martin Sheen says "milk is bad", Marty shows "The director's cut of Diehard." + | ||
| stream | 5-14 | Another Timothy Blowjob episode... his job is to make you cry. | ||
| stream | 5-7 | This is a great show. Write your own description here + | ||
| 4-28 | (missing) | |||
| stream | 4-20 | The third show | ||
| 4-13 | (missing) | |||
| stream | 4-6 | The first episode - This is before Benny joined, back when Marty had the helmet with the light on top. This is strange, like those old episodes of Star Trek (the Next Generation), when Cmdr. Ryker didn't have the beard and Data was fucking Tasha Yar in a closet. | ||
| Afronauts | ||||
| 79meg | stream | 9-14 | Huge afros, super-8 music videos, pro-wrestling training tapes, & more. You must see this! | |
| L I N K S |
| Official Page |
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NEWS ***
Filming of the movie is almost complete. Expect to see behind the scenes sneak previews at 23skidoo. There are production photos on the Official Page . Jerkbeast (the tv show) is gone for good. However, the saga has just begun. With the new movie well on it's way to being completed as well as merchandise selling like flapjacks and talk of possible future projects, I think Jerkbeast (the legend) is far from "gone". Stay tuned to this site for further info. or better yet, go to the official website: Jerkbeast.com - duh! |
Marty