starhalation:

tinaalsgirl:

hachirenachino:

genquerdeer:

paper-mario-wiki:

paper-mario-wiki:

fooliofailure:

paper-mario-wiki:

there should be a tax that youtubers pay where 1.5% of all of their revenue goes back to Kevin Macleod for basically supplying YouTube with it’s own soundtrack.

who is this man and what music did he make???

if you hear a royalty free song on youtube, there’s approximately an 80% chance Kevin Macleod wrote it.

here’s some you’ve almost definitely heard:

for those wondering, yes, he also made THE generic royalty free song that was EVERYWHERE in 2014.

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He has a Patreon!

And he doesn’t even make a 1000$ per month!

also, his site incompetech.com also has graph paper generators, if you’re in need of that. It has any kind of graph paper - INCLUDING hex paper, you tabletop gamers out there! (or knitting paper if you’re into that)

HOHOHOHO?

Y'all, I’ve been a fan of Kevin MacLeod for YEARS. I can identify his music within two seconds. He’s a fucking genius and he deserves all the love and credit and money people can give.

He scored invader zim AND xiaolin showdown

valtsv:

valtsv:

i like sailing myths and superstitions because most of them can be boiled down to “if the ocean doesn’t like you it will chew you up and spit out your bones. and if it really loves you it will swallow you whole and keep you forever. good luck 👍”

An edited tumblr post originally made by @queensparklekitten which says "'oh no we're all doomed by the sea' maybe you are. i'm the ocean's favorite." followed by a self reblog comment which says "update: turns out this is not a good thing for me". The entire screenshot has been filtered through an effect which makes it appear as if it's underwater.ALT

bebethebudgie:

the post below is fucking incinerated. sorry

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roselalonde:

hey guys i jus-AAAAA 🔥 AAAAAAAA🔥🔥AAA 🔥 🔥 A 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

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wickedcriminal:

cricketsintheceiling:

phantomstatistician:

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Fandom: Phineas and Ferb

Sample Size: 3,208 stories

Source: AO3

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beemovieerotica:

queenie-in-the-beanie:

nyshadidntbreakit:

destinyrush:

A hero without a cape

Her name is Theresa Kachindamoto, and she is a senior chief - political leader of a region with a population of about 900,000 people.

She didn’t run for election; she was appointed, without her knowledge, while she was living and working in a completely different part of the country. She just received a call one day telling her to come back to her childhood home, because she was in charge now.

So she did; and when she arrived, she discovered widespread sexual abuse of children. She browbeat 50 uncooperative local leaders into accepting her decision to annul all the marriages. She then fired four of them when they continued to allow children to be married off in their areas. She still faces widespread opposition from parents who consider it their right to sexually abuse their daughters if they want to; but Kachindamoto very evidently does not give a fuck, and is continuing to use political and legal means to protect children in the region.

She’s not just an anonymous do-gooder; she’s an effective political leader despite incredibly difficult circumstances. Theresa Kachindamoto.

[Image Description: a twitter post from user Al Jazeera English @ AJEnglish that reads “This woman has broken up 850 child marriages and banned sexual initiation camps in Malawi”

Below the text is a picture of Theresa Kachindamoto. She is a dark skinned woman with short hair. She is outside and smiling. End ID]

got worried checking the dates on this post and seeing 2016, knowing how risky this kind of political activism is

good news: Kachindamoto is still in office, and last year (2024) she received honorary doctorates from 2 universities and was given the African Genius Award 🙏

the-haiku-bot:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

There’s nothing wrong with Hooters per se, but only a deeply sexually repressed society would be capable of producing Hooters. It’s wild that it existed alongside Applebee’s and Chilli’s. Yeah man let’s go to the psychosexual chicken wing place.

“I want to watch sports and eat chicken wings but I also want to constantly be aware that every waitress in this restaurant was hired for her fat tits. No I want them to be clothed the whole time. I just wanna know that like, in the background.”

Any upstanding pervert could come up with a strip club. That’s good honest fun. But even a normal pervert couldn’t come up Hooters. You gotta be a pervert who doesn’t even know you’re a pervert.

Wait their tits are clothed? They’re not even out? That makes it so much weirder!

Wait their tits are clothed?

They’re not even out? That makes

it so much weirder!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

holyknuckled:

lintubintu:

copepods:

copepods:

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there’s a slug on their plant and so you’re like “Oh haha you’ve got a friend there let me get that for you” and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is “would you like this free slug with your purchase”

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@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

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@holyknuckled like that?

oh? my god???

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yeah, Exactly like that

blubeasty:

digital-magus:

rainbow-lizzard:

betchi:

betchi:

betchi:

a really little animated black cat with giant eyes and no other discernible features

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do you get it or do you not know anything

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more examples that people keep getting upset with me for not adding

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That’s just how black cats be

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fortzancudo:

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this just made me scream laugh

stealingpotatoes:

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my cat still doesn’t get that we have different definitions of ‘acceptable breakfast time’

woolandflax:

woolandflax:

Oh I think tomorrow is I Will Not Let The Rot Consume Me Saturday

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Ah yes it is

cuteness–overload:

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Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this IS the rescue who wouldn’t let me touch him until my second visit to the shelter. SOOO worth it, we love you, Mo!