ENTIRELY.
Republicans are not brave people. They will abdicate to Russia with a smile.
Just an extremely Normal thing to say
Reminder they want to increase the budget for ICE from 3.5 to 45 billion dollars.
Reminder the majority of that will be for building new detention centers.
Reminder ICE are *currently* detaining tourists who can pay for a plane ticket home and people with visa issues that were already resolved, because they have to make quota so Trump can brag about the numbers going up.
Reminder most of these people were already in the immigration system - that's why they were easy to detain.
Reminder this is all at taxpayer expense.
Reminder these are people.
Ohh my god
Okay so for anyone who hasn’t seen the original, this lady went viral in like. 2010 or something? Because she was going around trying to convince people that Monster energy drinks were satanic and when you flipped the can upside down to drink it showed some satanic sign or something?
What she says in this video is “bottoms up- and the devil laughs” in the most painfully sincere way that only super incorrect people can be when they’re emotionally invested
But anyways, I saw this post and thought “damn, I wonder where she is now, I wonder if maybe her life got better” but YALL SHE HAS A WIKIPEDIA PAGE AND IT’S??
First off, ultra-religious upbringing, like no TV no music type wild. Then supposedly as a teen she says she “rebelled” by getting into whatever she thinks witchcraft is. Then she gets pregnant super young, is pressured into marrying the father, cheats on him for years, finally divorces, remarried, and finds like. A metal album in there stepdaughter’s room with satanic lyrics that convinces her to return to being a warrior of God.
So first off. I’m betting it’s pretty likely she’s got a shitload of unaddressed trauma, which is none of my business and not an excuse, but it does kind of give you some sympathy for what she turned into.
Basic run of the mill Christian extremism, firstly- She’s harassed Muslim people and interfered with prayer, she routinely protests against homosexuality (one of those hold-a-sign-by-the-road types), and the only link in the “more” drop-down connects to the westboro Baptist church.
So she’s what common folk would call a wingnut, yes.
But do you know what I wasn’t prepared for?
This same lady posted up to protest a fucking Easter egg hunt
I take immense schadenfreude in Elon Musk spending $25 million to try to influence an election in Wisconsin only for the candidate he was backing to lose by a larger margin than was predicted before Musk got into the race. Like how tf do you dump that much money into a state supreme court election and get not only nothing out of it but LESS than nothing. That's a truly impressive level of failure. I'm watching Elon become the most hated man in America like the Sickos yes hahaha yes comic
The latest news out of DC is that everyone in the federal government, up to and including all the MAGA ghouls cannot fucking stand Elon Musk
Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.
guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare
yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety
(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)
#literally genuinely truly people need to stop stereotyping 'ugly' nerd guys like this because it's extremely old#I can tell you right now you're more likely to get a rancid opinion out of a rich conventionally attractive dude just statistically#also stop using people's photographs to make mean jokes when you don't even fucking know the person thanks bye
Jerry Messing “the fedora guy”s GoFundMe. The face of the neck beard memes for many years and decades of how that affected his life. Disabled by covid and a coma and after his mums passing he has recently upped his donation goal after being forced to move (inability to afford rising rent prices and accommodations like a ramp)
Jerry’s new fundraiser to cover his moving costs. He has had to move out of an abusive household with his ailing father.
Please spread his new gofundme. With the cuts to disability and what Medicaid will cover he needs help and has not had a donation in a month.
That's the problem being the butt of the joke. Most often there was no choice in the matter
well, well. you thought it would be fun having an icecreamgirl gf. you thought it would be cool that she's plural and has three flavors. now she's trying to conquer europe, and you come crying to me
the punchline on this absolutely fucking killed me
...are you a french infantryman invading russia?
Was this about that bitch from rwby
this is about napoleon
dynamite?
just saw that the supreme court voted nine-zip to uphold the court order to "facilitate the return of" kilmar garcia back to the states. do you have any idea how bad you gotta fuck up to get these nine people in particular to all agree you fucked up???
It's a sad sad day when the bar is so low that "SCOTUS unanimously agrees that lawful American residents are entitled to basic due process/habeas corpus and protection from being illegally deported to terrorist prison and therefore should be returned to their family by the Gestapo ICE" counts as genuinely good news, but uhhhh, here we fuckin are.
oh so the Yankees made their bats thicker and hit 20 runs bc of it and the league is just like yeah they're allowed to do that?? this whole time apparently it's been perfectly legal to just change the bats to make it easier and no one tried it until right now?? 150 years this sport has been around and suddenly someone had a bright idea??
I feel like this random factoid could easily lead to an insane sports anime where batters have insane gimmick bats that they use to defeat superpowered pitchers
Okay but the funny part is that they didn't actually make the bats bigger? They are the same general size, but they changed the shape so that the weight distribution is different. Like, that's why they're still within regulations: they just moved the mass around. And somehow that makes a way better bat.