Kermit going: “However-“ and immediately firing a pistol repeatedly is fantastic and my new favorite clap back for literally anything
bringing this back because this is the funniest part of a 38 minute video that got copyright striked and took down this girls entire channel
Being presented these two choices right next to each other makes me feel like I'm a character in a Jack Chick Tract or something.

at this point it's not even bad luck brian anymore. you guys are making eternally condemned brian.
What's with the sudden bad luck Brian resurgence?

Hey op i am throwing rocks at you
Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it
they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything
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